nali

B*tch Ain't Got Nothin on Muffy...

When I was "littl'er" Strawberry Shortcake always wore a dress, and an apron. And she always had her cat or one of her bonnet-headed friends around while she performed some everyday activity and rocked a catch phrase like:

Life is Delicious



Now B*tch got a brand new bag! She wears pants and the apron's history.
How is she going to keep her clothes tidy when she cooks and cleans?!!! What kind of role model is she now eh? Jeans, honestly!
Instead of going in the new backpack wearin, bike ridin, no frilly knickers direction I think perhaps Miss Shortcake should have become a rapper. She could still wear the skirt, bake the muffins and need the apron and it might just look something like this:



Don't get me wrong though. I ain't a mean ol' cougar who throws rocks at progress. I'm glad Strawberry is still around doin her thing and bein her.
At least she didn't end up like this:



Nice things and Apron strings,
N.