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Inside the rest of every piece that falls off gathers
children pet behemoth, marvel the tail's quickening.
it even straightens, flapping mother's womb to tatters.
origins belonging jovian, finger fed sickening.

I wasn't meant to lie motionless,
her pulse rapped its waltz,
I am under a finely hemmed caress,
severed silences take their exits sipping fault,

outside the fixed eyes chasing who stole the starlight...
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in formal social settings i often imagine myself standing up, as if to toast the guest of honor. i grab the microphone, whip off my pants, and stand on the dinner table. to everyone's horror i crouch, grunting, and lay a huge steaming turd right on the centerpiece.

When i was just a wee one, i took a wizz in the gas tank of my old man's BMW motorcycle. i remember popping the gas cap, looking inside, suddenly needing to piss, and viol... it seemed so logical.

Yes indeed
Here we are...

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
And blew up the latrine...
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there is an abyss of infinite depth that one can stare into. a place quite unfamiliar to our urban children. last night i gazed deep into that gulf as it challenged my respect for its impossible existence. the groom's hand had opened and offered the dried stem of a mushroom. one by one the secret was revealed to the guests... had anyone known the plan...
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i think it's time for me to fast. i had food poisoning the other night... i still don't feel quite right. now i have to go to a wedding... and i'm feeling very anti-social. the good news is that i won't be able to complain from the bottom of a bottle of wine.

Reeking hippie girl
your patchouli ooze piques me.
Burn my gonesh stick....
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I was just thinking about the fun I used to have with one of my old bandmates...

He had just returned to the states from a 6 yr stint in the army overseas. The first place we hit was dead except for two girls sitting at the bar...
*he returns from the bathroom and walks up to two girls sitting at the bar*
suddenly both...
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Dear jeebus,

I want a rootbeer colored convertible cadillac and a fro to match. hope all is well.

p.s. throw in some of those gold rims too.

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The word ring is short for the German word 'Zahlring' (number ring). The French word for a ring is anneau

Theorem:
Borromean rings cannot be realized in 3-D using circular rings.

Conjecture:

I conjecture that the converse...
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This goes out to the woman that was driving the Alfa Romeo convertible spider at sunset:

You are a ghost. Your flaxen hair madly snapping at the sides of your face. Arm outstreched catching the wind. Lips puckered in sweet contentment. The joy only lasting as long as the ride.

Beside you we will haunt these highways from here to Brazil. Our eyes burning forward,...
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Mother Nature is full of surprises. This year the winter storms have left us overstocked and up to our necks in cock rings. At Cock Ring Warehouse, weve got the largest selection of new and used cock rings in the tri-state area. Over three miles of cock rings: stainless steel, bronze, leather, mahogony, sandalwood, and even stained glass. And all the latest styles, including:
the...
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