Has anyone seen the KEYSTONE LIGHT billboards? I can't believe they pay someone to come up with that crap.
some examples:
I bet that won't fit through the door.
- parties happen
and
I'll give you five bucks to eat that.
- parties happen
granted this is a pretty crappy journal entry, but I would like to hear some of your submissions.
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some examples:
I bet that won't fit through the door.
- parties happen
and
I'll give you five bucks to eat that.
- parties happen
granted this is a pretty crappy journal entry, but I would like to hear some of your submissions.
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An 18-year-old German schoolboy who was buckling under the pressure of examinations stabbed himself to death with a bread knife in front of his classmates.
I can't imagine the kind of "pressure" that would cause a young person to do such a thing to themselves. Then again - maybe I can - "The latest international surveys show that Germany had fewer school-leavers progressing to higher...
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I can't imagine the kind of "pressure" that would cause a young person to do such a thing to themselves. Then again - maybe I can - "The latest international surveys show that Germany had fewer school-leavers progressing to higher...
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stormy:
thank you for such a thoughtful intelligent comment. i really apperciated it. even more then realizing my own mortality it reminded me what a fuck up i have been being and how i really need to pull my head out of my ass. the things i read about actually can happen to me- it just happend to my bestest friend. wake up call..like whoa....
trismegistus:
What if I rented your face to practice clog dancing on?
Hey, Sicily's set is up. Go drool.
Hey, Sicily's set is up. Go drool.
Things are looking up. It is a wonderfully sleepy day. The sun is peeking out. I'm going to the library and then i'm going to hit some indian food. oh yeah. Later tonight I am going to wage an assault on my liver. Tequillla Darvocet shots all around! If you go out tonight i will be the guy wearing the raincoat slick and duckies with...
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acheron:
purple, eh? like purplish prose, perhaps.
trismegistus:
pssst...............
darvocet.....
tienes mas?
on my last day before going to hell my girlfriend would wear a jesus costume and i would wear a devil costume. we would walk into or break into every church in town dressed like this. once inside we would hop up on the altar. she would get on all fours and i would kneel, pull up her jesus robes and fuck her from behind.
(edited to heighten the blasphemy and ensure a spot in the 9th circle.)
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darvocet.....
tienes mas?
on my last day before going to hell my girlfriend would wear a jesus costume and i would wear a devil costume. we would walk into or break into every church in town dressed like this. once inside we would hop up on the altar. she would get on all fours and i would kneel, pull up her jesus robes and fuck her from behind.
(edited to heighten the blasphemy and ensure a spot in the 9th circle.)
[Edited on Oct 14, 2003 7:28AM]
Tonight i passed a gentleman sailing down a street in a Safeway shopping cart. At first i thought it was just a loose cart, but then i noticed a man had positioned himself on the bottom rack so that he could breast stroke from point A to point B.
He made no reply when i asked to bum a ride, his face frozen in concentration....
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He made no reply when i asked to bum a ride, his face frozen in concentration....
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trismegistus:
you lookin at me?
EH, PUNK???
do you like Sun Ra?
EH, PUNK???
do you like Sun Ra?
trismegistus:
The alien pyrmaid creeps me out in a good way. I like that counting from the top down the number of rows equals the square root of the total number of alien faces in the rows counted. Fuck. Numbers are tight, yo. What a brilliant little human invention, mathematics.
I'm way into Sun Ra. My favorites are:
Planet Earth/Low Ways
Someplace Else
Atlantis
Space is the Place (soundtrack to the film of the same name, not to be confused with another "regular" album of the same title)
I also recommend the video A Joyful Noise, which is a documentary of Ra & Co and is brilliant (I own a copy) and the film Space Is the Place (which I also own).
I'm way into Sun Ra. My favorites are:
Planet Earth/Low Ways
Someplace Else
Atlantis
Space is the Place (soundtrack to the film of the same name, not to be confused with another "regular" album of the same title)
I also recommend the video A Joyful Noise, which is a documentary of Ra & Co and is brilliant (I own a copy) and the film Space Is the Place (which I also own).
Gloire de Dijon
When she rises in the morning
I linger to watch her;
She spreads the bath-cloth underneath the window
And the sunbeams catch her
Glistening white on her shoulders,
While down her sides the mellow
Golden shadow glows as
She stoops to the sponge, and her swung breasts
Sway like full-blown yellow
Gloire de Dijon roses.
She drips herself with water, and her...
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When she rises in the morning
I linger to watch her;
She spreads the bath-cloth underneath the window
And the sunbeams catch her
Glistening white on her shoulders,
While down her sides the mellow
Golden shadow glows as
She stoops to the sponge, and her swung breasts
Sway like full-blown yellow
Gloire de Dijon roses.
She drips herself with water, and her...
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trismegistus:
awww you're so sweet. although it does make me a little wistful and nostalgiac for my sheep ass-eating centuries.
trismegistus:
where'ns you'ns from'ns anyway'ns? prior to your dick-sucking days in algeria, i mean.
If anyone knows who John McLaughlin is then you can appreciate how ecstatic i am that i got to see SHAKTI tonight. It lit a fire in the base of my spine. Their fusion of Hindustani (North Indian) and Carnatic (South Indian) classical music with a touch of western improvisation produced spinning mandalas of sound.
Lately i have succumbed to cynicism and the mundane drudgery...
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ayin:
I love Shakti 
. Just moved to DC about a month ago...the Indian Classical 'scene'(?) is really thriving up here. I've been studying Indian classical on the sitar (to little artistic avail 
) to try and apply some the pentatonic/microtonalties/1/4 step stuff to my bass playing. I'm amazed how much ragas and the blues scale actually have in common, when you consider the blues "scale" is heavily dependant on specefic syncopation of the accidental notes (at least when its played in the context of a traditional key)....ah well, I digress...was Mclaughin on a fretless Indian Guitar or trad. western electric?
. Just moved to DC about a month ago...the Indian Classical 'scene'(?) is really thriving up here. I've been studying Indian classical on the sitar (to little artistic avail ) to try and apply some the pentatonic/microtonalties/1/4 step stuff to my bass playing. I'm amazed how much ragas and the blues scale actually have in common, when you consider the blues "scale" is heavily dependant on specefic syncopation of the accidental notes (at least when its played in the context of a traditional key)....ah well, I digress...was Mclaughin on a fretless Indian Guitar or trad. western electric? 
louise:
ah, wow, that's a great story about the treasure hunt. once when i was little my best friend had a treasure hunt for her birthday party and we got little dollar store jewelry boxes as prizes. i still have mine. it's special because i found it in a treasure hunt. we should make an SG treasure hunt around a big city.
The call has been made and I must answer. I must tear down this levee and deluge the peasantry with my nourishing silt. Suckle from my teat! LIFE I BRING YOU LIFE!
Who am I kidding?
FORCIBLE SODOMY! I BRING YOU FORCIBLE SODOMY!
Bend over my loyal subjects and worship my royal scepter. Jesus. I am a Harland Williams joke. I am a Jim Varney...
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Who am I kidding?
FORCIBLE SODOMY! I BRING YOU FORCIBLE SODOMY!
Bend over my loyal subjects and worship my royal scepter. Jesus. I am a Harland Williams joke. I am a Jim Varney...
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trismegistus:
You may already realize this, but quoting my lines is the kiss of death. You'll soon be as unpopular as me.
Of course in metageometrical space it's all six and a half of one, half baker's dozen of the other.
Whose green eyes are we talking about? Anyone I "know"?
Of course in metageometrical space it's all six and a half of one, half baker's dozen of the other.
Whose green eyes are we talking about? Anyone I "know"?
trismegistus:
Next time you see old Grim, would you give him my regards? He and I go way back. I do not speak Russian as my vocabulary is limited to about 15 words, but I can read and pronounce words in Cyrillic. All this is due to the fact that my teacher for the one Russian class I took (at PCC) focused entirely on grammar and pronunciation and not at all on vocabulary. I do want to learn it for real some day.
I also had a dashing female acquaintance who was supposedly located in the Ural area, in Perm', though she was also a phantom. It was strictly a cyberspace pseudo-phenomenom. For all I knew she might have been some 400-lb pervert dude his suburban Philadelphia basement wearing the only outfit he owns, a 7XL brown sweatsuit stained with bodily fluids and all manner of snack food and carbonated junk beverages and reeking of rancid putrefication, jacking off to my gushy emails. In fact, for my naive and inexcusable faith in humanity, I hope that's who she was... everybody needs a little attention once in a while.
I also had a dashing female acquaintance who was supposedly located in the Ural area, in Perm', though she was also a phantom. It was strictly a cyberspace pseudo-phenomenom. For all I knew she might have been some 400-lb pervert dude his suburban Philadelphia basement wearing the only outfit he owns, a 7XL brown sweatsuit stained with bodily fluids and all manner of snack food and carbonated junk beverages and reeking of rancid putrefication, jacking off to my gushy emails. In fact, for my naive and inexcusable faith in humanity, I hope that's who she was... everybody needs a little attention once in a while.
The call has been made and I must answer. I must tear down this levee and deluge the peasantry with my nourishing silt. Suckle from my teat! LIFE I BRING YOU LIFE!
Who am I kidding?
FORCIBLE SODOMY! I BRING YOU FORCIBLE SODOMY!
Bend over my loyal subjects and worship my royal scepter. Jesus. I am a Harland Williams joke. I am a Jim Varney...
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Who am I kidding?
FORCIBLE SODOMY! I BRING YOU FORCIBLE SODOMY!
Bend over my loyal subjects and worship my royal scepter. Jesus. I am a Harland Williams joke. I am a Jim Varney...
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ohwell:
I don't live on the coast, so I didn't have to worry about flooding where I am. There are a lot more trees down in the city than I first thought. Once you get out of downtown DC, it seems like there's a tree down every four or five blocks. I've been through a tornado warning where one touched down just a few blocks from me and that was much scarier, but I definitely wouldn't want to live on the coast in a hurricane.
trismegistus:
i shook your crummy gelatinous tentacle thirty centuries ago and yet you bent me over and perpetrated forcible sodomy on my tenderized nether region .that wasn't very nice at all.
are you going to put up a new journal? get in sync with the lunar cycle: new moon tomorrow, new journal tomorrow. eh?
are you going to put up a new journal? get in sync with the lunar cycle: new moon tomorrow, new journal tomorrow. eh?
My old flame called me. She's pregnant. She sounds like a mother now. The cynicism has drastically waned. Strange, she used to say that she would never have kids only just a year ago. Now she sounds so content, so full of purpose. I envy that. If another life were growing inside of me it would surely burrow through my stomach with it's little razor...
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elastronauto:
down with soft organs! up with hard organs!
acheron:
then the dalai lama is a very right-on sorta man.
baker act?-parties happen...
but, hell yeah, lets steal AND break shit!!