If you can't think of anything to say, just string together a bunch of obscenities.
I would just like to say:
*flips you the middle finger*
I would just like to say:
*flips you the middle finger*
Born in 1530, Ivan was only three when he inherited the Russian throne following his father's death. At the age of seven, tragedy struck again when his mother was poisoned by nobles at court. By his early teens, he was already displaying some of his uglier traits. He would throw live animals from towers and appeared to derive pleasure from doing so.
Ivan was crowned...
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blargggh.
flat tire... cold drizzle.. locked lug-nuts.
flat tire... cold drizzle.. locked lug-nuts.
black_tar_heroin:
I am a total bitch when it comes to cars, i have AAA and a phone, , if i had to do it myself i would probably just lay down and wait for death.
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 3:04AM]
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 3:04AM]
edc:
I love to curse, in a twisted way i like when things go wrong so i can going into a cursing rant.
edc
edc
I went to Seattle last night and saw Pat Martino play. Unfortunatly the rythmn section sounded like shit.. fuckin' drummer wouldn't let anything breathe. I saw Pat play a couple of years ago in Kansas City in a duo. Just guitar and piano.. and it had pocket. Still good to see the old man though.. and Eric Klaus popped in. Klaus is a blind alto...
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ohwell:
Who was the rhythm section?
ohwell:
Since I've double posted I'll say something else.
I didn't realzie Eric Kloss was still alive.
[Edited on Nov 22, 2003 1:06PM]
I didn't realzie Eric Kloss was still alive.
[Edited on Nov 22, 2003 1:06PM]
I seem to have lost interest here lately. The downside of modern life is that there are too many distractions. We think we are free but we are all imprisoned. This developement of free will is tricky business. In between work and sleep I practice. It is a pursuit that yields no immediate fruit. No hip clothes, 7 inch vinyl, sexy car, or stacks of...
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trismegistus:
-what sicily said.
black_tar_heroin:
i have to combine people to turn myself on, his leg, her thigh, and so on
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amitabha:
heheheh I know.. I'm not getting bent out of shape.. my primary role here is to cause trouble.
black_tar_heroin:
laminted crotch is a million times cooler than "hands"
To attract the love of a certain person-
You will need:
- Three hairs of the person you desire
- Three of your hairs
- A length of red wool yarn
- Three bay leaves
- A few grams of Vervain
Instructions:
Bind the three hairs of your love, with the three of your own hairs, with the length of red wool yarn while pronouncing...
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You will need:
- Three hairs of the person you desire
- Three of your hairs
- A length of red wool yarn
- Three bay leaves
- A few grams of Vervain
Instructions:
Bind the three hairs of your love, with the three of your own hairs, with the length of red wool yarn while pronouncing...
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black_tar_heroin:
You ever touch 12 different mens sperm, sperm from all walks of life and forget to wash your hands.......that is the fucking story of my life.........yawn..... i think i am afraid to "love"....Maybe the Megaplexxx will wield love tonight.... who knows i might have to rock the Halls of Justice to make rent this month,,,, Bah ....i am not afraid to make out with another man
God only knows my girlfriend has some Super Friend's sperm running across her 19 year old thighs
viva la porno!!!!!!
God only knows my girlfriend has some Super Friend's sperm running across her 19 year old thighs
viva la porno!!!!!!
madigan:
Dear lying son-of-a-bitch,
Sounds like your neighbor Spanky is the key to the fishin' hole. In fact, we don't even need poles -- just tell her to bring her shotgun and we'll catch them that way. Rednecks don't need no conventional tactics.
Wouldn't Sicily look HOT with a femullet?
Speaking of our beloved sped, what the fuck does my anus have to do with her being captured? You's bestest keep back from my rectum, boy. I'll remove your intestines with a butter knife and then I'll put them in a culdron with dust bunnies and Sicily's droooool add a pinch of trismegistus eye crusties to seal the deal.
That's right. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
Sounds like your neighbor Spanky is the key to the fishin' hole. In fact, we don't even need poles -- just tell her to bring her shotgun and we'll catch them that way. Rednecks don't need no conventional tactics.
Wouldn't Sicily look HOT with a femullet?
Speaking of our beloved sped, what the fuck does my anus have to do with her being captured? You's bestest keep back from my rectum, boy. I'll remove your intestines with a butter knife and then I'll put them in a culdron with dust bunnies and Sicily's droooool add a pinch of trismegistus eye crusties to seal the deal.
That's right. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
The Fool
How long the night to the watchman,
How long the road to the weary traveler,
How long the wandering of many lives
To the fool who misses the way.
If the traveler cannot find
Master or friend to go with him,
Let him travel alone
Rather than with a fool for company.
"My children, my wealth!"
So the fool troubles himself.
But how...
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How long the night to the watchman,
How long the road to the weary traveler,
How long the wandering of many lives
To the fool who misses the way.
If the traveler cannot find
Master or friend to go with him,
Let him travel alone
Rather than with a fool for company.
"My children, my wealth!"
So the fool troubles himself.
But how...
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stormy:
is micheal ian black the pale guy with dark hair? because if so, I FUCKING LOVE HIM. i think i now just watch i love the 80's, just so i can swoon over him and juliette lewis.
trismegistus:
So which head of that nightmarish hydra is yours? And is that your infamous ex in the middle with the cleverly drawn on moustache?
I will never
ever
ever
never
evre
evar
never
nerver
neneverner
nenevra
evernevra
navernerner
er
never
EVER
drink as much
liquor
as i did
last night.
ever again.
thank you jesus, i owe you one. I owe you a big sloppy kiss with hot tonsil action.
On a brighter note, I love the fall weather.
Back to a darker note, I miss the beautiful rolling...
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ever
ever
never
evre
evar
never
nerver
neneverner
nenevra
evernevra
navernerner
er
never
EVER
drink as much
liquor
as i did
last night.
ever again.
thank you jesus, i owe you one. I owe you a big sloppy kiss with hot tonsil action.
On a brighter note, I love the fall weather.
Back to a darker note, I miss the beautiful rolling...
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madigan:
For some reason, the Jesus bit made my innards twitch. Perhaps it was just bowel movement.
Or the demon bastard-child within.
At any rate, when you say Ozarks it makes me think 'yeti' or some backwoods raccoon hunter kid with two dogs..
Or the demon bastard-child within.
At any rate, when you say Ozarks it makes me think 'yeti' or some backwoods raccoon hunter kid with two dogs..
alexis:
Whenever I get really drunk... I pray to god and promise him I will
never
ever
EVER
drink again.
Only to rinse and repeat the next week.
Th worst is when you are puking and pooping at the same time... stuff coming out of both ends.
xoxo alexis
never
ever
EVER
drink again.
Only to rinse and repeat the next week.
Th worst is when you are puking and pooping at the same time... stuff coming out of both ends.
xoxo alexis
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can...
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I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can...
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fil:
Zappa rocks my socks.
trismegistus:
Rappa jocks my cocks.