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squalorville USA

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G'damn. My plans for the next few weeks are to get fired from work, get evicted, carry all my clothes around in a black garbage bag, and then hop a ride on the Pussy Express.



Why don't you update, you chin sack, dick lidded post hole?

After my fever broke the road to recovery has been spent retracing the avenues and back alleys in guitarville. Another few months and I'll be back in chopopolis. Unfortunately this doesn't entail bow hunting and riffin' Cat Scratch Fever while banging seventeen year olds from the halfway house. At least not until my fucking fu manchu grows in.



Customer Cervix

I'm through with corporate bullshit. I'm going back to school to learn how to dig holes for cash. This means finding the cheapest living situation I can this fall and scoring as much financial aid as possible. I am actually really looking forward to it. Either I will end up digging holes for cash or teaching other kids how to dig holes for cash. Now that's a win win.



skull
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whiskeyfightpit:
Damn, that was a good read...

They're gunna hire you for the third run of Carradine's KUNG FU. Believe It.

Coltrane's Live In Japan really loud with me bellowing like a man turning into a werewolf for the first time is a sight and sound to behold
Mar 9, 2005
jurasic:
forest? shocked I'm alive...thanks for the walk...kinda glad I don't owe you five dollars...how was your breakfast? skull

[Edited on Mar 11, 2005 12:22PM]
Mar 11, 2005

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