naja_haje

Prepare yourself for a disconnected journal entry. My brain in slow roasting at a steady 101 F. I usually only get sick once a year, but now I'm sick for the second time in about a month. My lymph glands are cocktail onions. My muscles, some adjective. blirgh...

Uh, I had a really vivid dream last week that a great white shark was stalking from underneath the floorboards of the third floor. There was a miniature battleship that I was battling over. One end tapered into a zipper that melted into the floor. Suddenly everyone had laser guns and I was kicking serious ass but concerned that at some point the shark was going to figure out how to break free of the hardwoods and start killing everybody. And the dream dideth rock, verily.

Babes On The Trails

Holy hot cock-blistering tits, I am going to hit the trails every chance I can get from now on.

And of all the dogs to freak out and attack me it was a little shit poodle thingy. Teeth almost broke the skin, I just started laughing as the owners panicked.

The Host



I scored this groovy mod chair Friday. Talked twenty-five bucks off of the price, little did I know it just came over on a slow boat from Thailand. I guess the CDC holds some wicked auctions over there.

I'm... so... cold...

One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Novel



Hell yeah I judge a book by its cover. I mean, Ice Rigger has guys with bat wings attacking a downed space freighter. Hopefully Gender Genocide will prove worthy of a book review.

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Turns out I have tonsilitis or possibly strep. I feel like fucking hell right now, but at least I've got some anti-biotics now. SCORE. If it had been a virus I probably would have had it for another week.