naja_haje

A friend of mine talked me into seeing The Secret Machines with him Monday night. I had no intention of paying any money to see that band, let alone nineteen bucks, but after he offered to cover the ticket I said fuck it, it was a good excuse to get out on valentine's.

However, he didn't buy tickets in advance to avoid the surcharge, and lo and behold the show was sold out when we arrived.

Secretly I wasn't disappointed. He was on a mission though, so he immediately began offering bribes. Our cocktail waitress jumped at the chance but nada. The inside bouncer was working his very first night, so hell no.

He was grabbin every collar and checking every wrist, but we straight up ninjaed his ass and walked on past like we owned the joint.

Or we waited for him to get distracted with a cute Japanese girl and then flew down the stairs, disappearing into the crowd... I mean the night.


and that is of where vodka gimlets come from...
for machines.