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naja_haje

squalorville USA

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Thursday Dec 23, 2004

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I have dealt with some stressed fucking people the last few days. And today I finally became one of them. Hurry up people, if you don't buy enough shit for your family jesus won't let you on the bus to heaven. EXACT CHANGE THIS BUS IS LEAVING NOW AND YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT ENOUGH LOOOOOOOOVE. BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYFUCKAS.

A lady began sobbing i could smell the white wine on her breath either she lost a parent or recently divorced. She couldn't make any decisions on her own i tell her what she needs to do she thanks me too much.

Our regional manager and our district manager came to our store today dressed as Santa and Frosty. I've been pulling ten plus hour shifts for the last few weeks to get everything up to date and reorganized. Even though they were there because our store had the largest holiday sales growth in the region the Regional / Santa starts inspecting shit and trying to find things to nail us on. Then the dick makes the store pay for his diet pepsi. Yep, I got my visit from Santa early this year.

ring ring
-Hello?
-Uhm yes, I'm in your customer assistance area. I've been waiting for assistance for over five minutes.
-What? Where are you calling?
-IM RIGHT OVER HERE.

She was standing five feet away from me.

The cat lady came by. Some of the pictures were too dark for her because the Himalayan Blue didn't look like that type of breed at all. Fuck lady, it looks like a shaggy cat to me.
-Oh I love these eyes though, they're so blue. If only they were really that blue.
-I can photoshop those more blue if you like.
-No, they need to be that blue in real life, in front of the judges.
-Maybe you should get some glass eyes for your cat.... but it might look funny trying to walk around.

-No.
I try to suppress my laughter but that only makes it worse.
-BWWAHAHHAHWHAH... sorry, can't stop thinking about those glass eyes on your cat.

-No, that wouldn't work.

miao!!

*EDITED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE*
I scanned in some of the cat lady's pics tonight.









black_tar_heroin:
merry christmas, old friend....


p.s. those god damn cats are fucking pitiful.

my heart isnt big enough to love ugly
Dec 24, 2004
krabuki:
This face is just so pathetic its cute!!!!!







Where do you work?

Happy hollydaze! kiss

[Edited on Dec 25, 2004 9:33AM]
Dec 25, 2004

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