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squalorville USA

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Friday Dec 17, 2004

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I am reeking of gasoline. Love Liza folks, I am almost there.

*NOTE* walking back to the bar you were at and giving a woefull story of fumes and failure earnes you pity drinks. That's right folks, FREE whiskey.

It was worht it though, I was able to witness desidia arm wrestle a chick and lose badly. It's alright, $8.25 nachos ease emasculation. I know, I inhaled a top shelf's worth after not winning the Pabst cruiser bike.

I really should have walked up and said something nice to the lady that took it home. I say this because the only words of congatulations out of my mouth were 'we hate that fucking cunt'.

This is because the table she was at won three of the five items. Hoarders.

I probably said bitch and hoar several times too, but only because she was gross and slutty

and won my PBR bike.

match me. love
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krabuki:

I love apololulations!!!! But fortunately they are no longer needed! I will be snapping photos again ever so soonly!!!! biggrin
in the interim I have been watching blade runner over and over and over and painting depressing scenes.

Whats the deal with all the kids?! Its like a spawning frenzy. I am quite happy to wait another few seasons afore passing on the wonder that would be my genetic code. I will just have to stay away from all the little cherubs lest they corrupt me and my ticking time clock thingy... its the opiates they release from their little fuzzy heads.... Its all a ploy to get people to breed- I like to sniff their noggins just to get high though! smile A fine line to tread!
Dec 20, 2004
sicily:
that reminds me...i was lighting the walls on fire the other night with hairspray...good times smile
Dec 21, 2004

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