Thursday Nov 25, 2004

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May the lesser turkey be spat upon, thrown on the kitchen linoleum, and feasted upon by domestic beasts.

May it then be tossed into the street and stomped upon and left for stray cats, wild dogs, and rabid raccoons to fight over its greasy carcass. May they scuttle the remains back to their respective dens and have a most happy thanksgiving.

Amen.
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bankerboy:
Did you hear about the beavers who found the stash of a bank robber and made the $75k part of their dam? None of the bills were ripped, just neatly woven into the dam. I fucking think it is cool...those crafty beavers!! tongue Story here!!

Hope you had a good Thanksgiving.

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bankerboy:
Yah, I stuck it to em and didn't even drink their firewater! (paleface) tongue

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