Pumpkin Patch is still lurking around. He's always very clean. Perfectly combed hair and wrinkle free wife-beater. Doll positioned with her arms reaching out and her legs perpendicular to her back.
A dude with straggly unkempt hair, a horrific goatee, and a complexion darkened more by grease and dirt than the sun, told me that Pumpkin Patch was freakin' him out.
All friendly banter has ceased between Pumpkin Patch and myself since a fellow worker pointed at him and started laughing through our front window when he pulled up in the van. I'm sure he thinks I relayed the time I found him rooting through our dumpster to everyone I work with.
Which I did.
A dude with straggly unkempt hair, a horrific goatee, and a complexion darkened more by grease and dirt than the sun, told me that Pumpkin Patch was freakin' him out.
All friendly banter has ceased between Pumpkin Patch and myself since a fellow worker pointed at him and started laughing through our front window when he pulled up in the van. I'm sure he thinks I relayed the time I found him rooting through our dumpster to everyone I work with.
Which I did.
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