naja_haje

I met a fun chick tonight that likes to destroy things. She told a homeless man that he could have a cigarette if he promised to get off his lazy ass and get a job. Then she put out her cigarette on someone's SUV and kicked its front light in. Now she has my cell phone and I have a date tomorrow.

I'm totally fucked.

edited ---> I was not dating the agro chick, she just had my cell phone.

And the date went absolutely nowhere. We basically used each other as crutches or excuses to go do things that couples do.