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naja_haje

squalorville USA

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Monday Jun 14, 2004

Jun 14, 2004
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We're excited to go to Bolivia and learn about God!

- Teenage Pep Squad Missionaries

These girls were cranking out so much voltage they could defibrillate and lobotomize anyone within earshot. I temporarily short-circuited due to their tag team style.

BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!! (we just broke the law)
JIBBAJABBAJEEBBA!!! (hahaha we are law breakers)
FLIMFLAMFAHLOOZA!! (We are acting so drunk)
BEEZLEBAZZLEBOOZLE!!! (we don't drink we just smoke crack har har har)

Naive Christian spunk is so charming when served in the form of two hyper seventeen-year-old girls. As toxic as their behavior was, enduring five minutes did spike my endorphins and leave me with a huge grin.

Their pineal glands are worth millions.
bankerboy:
Are you by any chance talking about the Olsen twins?

Hope you have a great week.

bb ARRR!!!
Jun 14, 2004
jnthn:
yeah, if I were smart I'd just leave the mics plugged in and get a water-filled bird to bob and press record.

if were only so simple, surely I'd never do it again.

there's a spot I remember in Jamaica where the tidal warm waters mingled with some other current and there was a weird mish-mash of hot/cold. I'd say my job has a lot to do w/having the internal divining rod to find where it feels just right.
Jun 14, 2004

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