Ran into my man Stanislaue at the Safeway checkout. He reeked of well drinks. He bought a T-bone steak and a 60 count pack of frozen scrimps. Livin the life.
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Bathe before you go out into public. Or at least before you breach my personal zone. Don't expect much help either. Even if you do bathe. Just fuck off either way.
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Tonight the mother of a family of four tried to avoid explaining what sexual assault was to her little girl in public.
Mom - They helped people that were in pain.
daughter - why were they in pain?
Mom - ( four second pause ) they were hurt.
daughter - but HOW were they hurt?
Mom - ( silent )
daughter - HOW!?!
Mom - ... bad people touched them.
daughter - HOW did they touch them?
Mom was squirming and their dad was stone cold silent, his eyes surveyed the ceiling tiles.
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Apologies are nice. My boss had to grovel before me a bit today.
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EAT MY ASS.
psssst. check out the previous entries.
Shit went all willy nilly on me.
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Bathe before you go out into public. Or at least before you breach my personal zone. Don't expect much help either. Even if you do bathe. Just fuck off either way.
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Tonight the mother of a family of four tried to avoid explaining what sexual assault was to her little girl in public.
Mom - They helped people that were in pain.
daughter - why were they in pain?
Mom - ( four second pause ) they were hurt.
daughter - but HOW were they hurt?
Mom - ( silent )
daughter - HOW!?!
Mom - ... bad people touched them.
daughter - HOW did they touch them?
Mom was squirming and their dad was stone cold silent, his eyes surveyed the ceiling tiles.
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Apologies are nice. My boss had to grovel before me a bit today.
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EAT MY ASS.
psssst. check out the previous entries.
Shit went all willy nilly on me.
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I like how it's: even if you do bathe fuck off either way!
haha!!!