Yours truly ended up in a hot tub last night. Drunk and molestered while the snow fell. Some cute girls too. Unfortunatly i seem to have lost my polaroid so i don't have any photographic debauchery. Soon i will have a digital camera .. soon.
Actually last night started incredibly shitty for me. I became the focus of much anger and hostility from the wonderful employees of ALL COUNTY BAIL BONDS. After tearing my store apart, searching through old invoices, calling all my co-workers i could only guess that the job had been accidently trashed. LABERTA swore up and down that we had the job and that NOBODY ELSE could have possibly picked the job up. What started out as a job that had been placed earlier that week eventually became a job that they had placed several weeks ago .. or something.. LABERTA couldn't fucking remember. But she could describe in detail the events that occured that day. After two hours of this shit i gave up and told LABERTA that i had exhausted all of my resources and there was absolutly nothing more i had to say to her.. end of story shut the fuck up LABERTA and get off the phone. It was at the precise moment that i hung up the phone after being threatened with law suits that my co-worker said:
Oh hey .. yeah i um.. remember a girl picking that up several weeks ago.
to which i responded very candidly:
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT TWO FUCKING HOURS AGO WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
immediatly i picked up the phone to call LABERTA one last time.
Hey LABERTA my co-worker remembers a blonde lady picking up that job last week.
to which LABERTA replies:
JULIENE picked it up?
to which i answered:
YES JULIENE PICKED THAT FUCKING JOB UP YOU GODDAMN RETARDED BITCH!!!
to which i really answered:
yes JULIENE picked it up already..
and then i proceeded to slam the phone into the receiver repeatedly while shouting FUCK YOU LABERTA FUCK YOU JULIENE FUCKING FUCKS
*exhale*
Actually last night started incredibly shitty for me. I became the focus of much anger and hostility from the wonderful employees of ALL COUNTY BAIL BONDS. After tearing my store apart, searching through old invoices, calling all my co-workers i could only guess that the job had been accidently trashed. LABERTA swore up and down that we had the job and that NOBODY ELSE could have possibly picked the job up. What started out as a job that had been placed earlier that week eventually became a job that they had placed several weeks ago .. or something.. LABERTA couldn't fucking remember. But she could describe in detail the events that occured that day. After two hours of this shit i gave up and told LABERTA that i had exhausted all of my resources and there was absolutly nothing more i had to say to her.. end of story shut the fuck up LABERTA and get off the phone. It was at the precise moment that i hung up the phone after being threatened with law suits that my co-worker said:
Oh hey .. yeah i um.. remember a girl picking that up several weeks ago.
to which i responded very candidly:
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT TWO FUCKING HOURS AGO WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
immediatly i picked up the phone to call LABERTA one last time.
Hey LABERTA my co-worker remembers a blonde lady picking up that job last week.
to which LABERTA replies:
JULIENE picked it up?
to which i answered:
YES JULIENE PICKED THAT FUCKING JOB UP YOU GODDAMN RETARDED BITCH!!!
to which i really answered:
yes JULIENE picked it up already..
and then i proceeded to slam the phone into the receiver repeatedly while shouting FUCK YOU LABERTA FUCK YOU JULIENE FUCKING FUCKS
*exhale*
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black_tar_heroin:
..............RESURECT KID
black_tar_heroin:
cough