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naja_haje

squalorville USA

Member Since 2003

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Wednesday Oct 22, 2003

Oct 21, 2003
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I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go


oops, seems i'm slipping into one of those cynical phases.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
fil:
Zappa rocks my socks.
Oct 23, 2003
trismegistus:
Rappa jocks my cocks.
Oct 23, 2003

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