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naja_haje

squalorville USA

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Friday Oct 10, 2003

Oct 10, 2003
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Things are looking up. It is a wonderfully sleepy day. The sun is peeking out. I'm going to the library and then i'm going to hit some indian food. oh yeah. Later tonight I am going to wage an assault on my liver. Tequillla Darvocet shots all around! If you go out tonight i will be the guy wearing the raincoat slick and duckies with barf on his pants. love

Who wants to dance the cha cha?

.......................................................I do!

*snaps fingers*

well well well..
spontaneous question!

If you had one day left to live and knew you were going to hell, what would you do?
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
acheron:
purple, eh? like purplish prose, perhaps.
Oct 12, 2003
trismegistus:
pssst...............

darvocet.....
tienes mas?


on my last day before going to hell my girlfriend would wear a jesus costume and i would wear a devil costume. we would walk into or break into every church in town dressed like this. once inside we would hop up on the altar. she would get on all fours and i would kneel, pull up her jesus robes and fuck her from behind.


(edited to heighten the blasphemy and ensure a spot in the 9th circle.)

[Edited on Oct 14, 2003 7:28AM]
Oct 13, 2003

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