naja_haje

The call has been made and I must answer. I must tear down this levee and deluge the peasantry with my nourishing silt. Suckle from my teat! LIFE I BRING YOU LIFE!
Who am I kidding?

FORCIBLE SODOMY! I BRING YOU FORCIBLE SODOMY!
Bend over my loyal subjects and worship my royal scepter. Jesus. I am a Harland Williams joke. I am a Jim Varney full-length feature film. Chuck Berry has showered me with piss and now he wont kiss me. KISSSSSSSSSSSS MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Alas, the soul survivor reeks of piss.

Kiss me again, rekiss me and kiss me
Slip your frigid hands beneath my shirt
This useless old fucker with his twinkling cunt
Doesn't care if he gets hurt
Green eyes, Green eyes
Green eyes, Green eyes
If it were but a matter of faith
If it were measured in petitions and prayer
She would materialise, all fleshed out
But it is not, nor do I care
Green eyes, Green eyes
Green eyes, Green eyes
So hold me and hold me, don't tell me your name
This morning will be wiser than this evening is
Then leave me to my enemied dreams
And be quiet as you are leaving, Miss
Green eyes...
Green eyes, Green eyes
Green eyes, Green eyes
Green eyes, Green eyes

and now your humble royal servant must now journey amongst avenue and alleyway in search of those green eyes... driving his shitty hyundai