in formal social settings i often imagine myself standing up, as if to toast the guest of honor. i grab the microphone, whip off my pants, and stand on the dinner table. to everyone's horror i crouch, grunting, and lay a huge steaming turd right on the centerpiece.
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lemonkid:
So you mean is my radio show streamed? Because yes.. it is.. the link to my radio station is at the bottom of my profile.
invisigirl:
*note to self: remove soul-survivor from dinner guest list*