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squalorville USA

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When i was just a wee one, i took a wizz in the gas tank of my old man's BMW motorcycle. i remember popping the gas cap, looking inside, suddenly needing to piss, and viol... it seemed so logical.

Yes indeed
Here we are...

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
And blew up the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine

As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine


oh St. Alphonzo would be proud of me.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
evie:
lend me some shugar!!!
Sep 2, 2003
ayin:
Watch out where the huskies go, Nanook, watch out where the huskies go....


[Edited on Sep 05, 2003]
Sep 5, 2003

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