When i was just a wee one, i took a wizz in the gas tank of my old man's BMW motorcycle. i remember popping the gas cap, looking inside, suddenly needing to piss, and viol... it seemed so logical.
Yes indeed
Here we are...
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
And blew up the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
oh St. Alphonzo would be proud of me.
Yes indeed
Here we are...
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
And blew up the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
oh St. Alphonzo would be proud of me.
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[Edited on Sep 05, 2003]