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Mother Nature is full of surprises. This year the winter storms have left us overstocked and up to our necks in cock rings. At Cock Ring Warehouse, weve got the largest selection of new and used cock rings in the tri-state area. Over three miles of cock rings: stainless steel, bronze, leather, mahogony, sandalwood, and even stained glass. And all the latest styles, including:
the dillenger, **POW POW**
the pheasant underglass, **CLINK CLINK**
the brat, **SMACK... WAAA!**
and ol ironsides. **OOOOO AAAAAH**

Follow this little guy--

"Any-cock-will-do!"

--To Route 59, just south of Santas village for cock rings, cock rings, cock rings. This season remember the poor. Dust off your old cock rings and Cock Ring Warehouse will pass them on to needy families at no cost.

Come back to me Bob and David.


fuck off chuck