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Disco Boy
Run to the toilet, honey,
Comb your hair
Disco Boy
Pucker your lips 'N check your shoulders,
'Cause some dandruff might be hidin' there!
Disco Boy,
You're the DISCO KING!
Aw, the Disco-Thing
Made you think someday,
That you just might GO SOMEWHERE!
Disco Girl!
You're 'out-a-site'!
You need a Disco Boy
To treat you right
He'll do a little dance;
Take you home tonight
(Leave his hair alone,
But you can kiss his comb)

Disco Boy!
Run to the toilet,honey,
Comb your hair
They stole my poodle for...
Disco Boy!
Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it
While yer standin' there!
Listen:
Disco Boy!
Do the Bump every night,
'Til the Disco girl who's REALLY RIGHT
Gonna fall for yer line,
'N feed you a box fulla Chicken Delight!
(That's right!
And then when she feeds it to you,
You have to eat it!)

Disco chit-chat; so demure!
Pump that booty all across the floor!
A disco drink
A disco wink
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)
Doody...you never go doody...
Doody...you never go doody...

Disco Boy!
You got one more chance
To comb your hair again
Disco Boy!
They're closin' the bar,
And she's leavin' with your friend!
(That's right!)
Disco Boy,
That's the way it goes,
So wipe your nose,
'N try it again,
To get a little pussy tomorrow!

Disco Boy,
No one understands,
But thank THE LORD
That you still got hands
To help you do that jerkin' that'll
Blot out yer Disco Sorrow!

Jerk it!

It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right
It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right

You look all right, you really do!

Frank was a GENIUS

I once launched a girls head into a stage monitor
when she decided to do the dip.