Wednesday Jul 09, 2003

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My friends and I once got busted for stealing somebody's bowling balls out of a truck, throwing them in the pool at the apartment complex where the truck was after rolling them down the sidewalk, and then stripping down and swimming in the pool while screaming like a bunch of drunk monkeys.

what's the stupidest thing you ever got busted for?
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escapegoat:
have you had a liver go bad?
i do try try to take milk thistle
drink teas and water to flush
and copious amounts of vitamins.......
but at that
im sure my body go for a break
abigail:
crime and drugs ARE cool.........they are among the only things exciting in this growing old and oh so lame generation of cool people being numbed by domestication........ my friends are also getting old and boring, and you know what i find inspiring? hanging out with kids......... ok, so a lot of them are really lame and have the wrong idea about things, but last week i found myself in this one kid's parent's garage with 30 or 40 highschool boys playing hardcore, and if that didn't take at least 10 years off my life........ i also like hanging out with real old people. they make me feel young and crazy by contrast.
seriously though, there's a whole lot of party people who don't fuck around and are all about a crazy good time....... a bar is one place to find them, rock & roll shows, etc.
i suggest finding a few real drunk people and convincing them to do something hilarious...... maybe trashing a grocery store or setting free the animals at the zoo.......
it won't be hard.....just remember...........when you get busted, pretend like you're insane. twitching and talking to yourself a lot works pretty well.............
let me know how you actually combat your boredom issues.......

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