"From a previously unpublished film script by Salvador Dali, written in 1937 for the Marx Brothers. Dali, who was a fan of the comedians, had befriended Harpo Marx the year before. The film, entitled Giraffes on Horseback Salads, was never made, reportedly because MGM, which had an exclusive contract with the Marx Brothers, felt it was too surreal. The script, which Dali wrote in English,...
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andromeda:
Dali really did that shit? Does this have any relation to why he had lot's of fish in his work? 
sicily:
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm squirrel porn makes my day!!!!!
i love fucked up, dirty, sloppy pencil sketches
i love fucked up, dirty, sloppy pencil sketches
Once again my barbed tongue has gotten me into more trouble. Besides my usual repertoire of pissing off SG's with my retarded heckles, I struck a new low today when I insulted a crippled man's religious beliefs. Nothing pisses me off more at work than when someone takes advantage of the fact that I am being paid to be nice to them by pushing their...
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black_tar_heroin:
The passion has been giving me a fucking headache...
I AM GIVING UP THE PORNO.... because of Mr. Mel Gibson...
.....toss toss....
and mighty fuck it seems rather retarded that they even advertised the movie... it is like Coke and Pepsi haunting some rich bastard to drink their drink...
but what you need to do is hunt this crippled bastard down ... and find out where he works....then give him the firey wrath of a dead mosquitoe.
I AM GIVING UP THE PORNO.... because of Mr. Mel Gibson...
.....toss toss....
and mighty fuck it seems rather retarded that they even advertised the movie... it is like Coke and Pepsi haunting some rich bastard to drink their drink...
but what you need to do is hunt this crippled bastard down ... and find out where he works....then give him the firey wrath of a dead mosquitoe.
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robin:
listen.
don't be a prick. i'm not a moron- the intent of my post was this: "i cant wait to say i love you in europe" meaning, while in europe...i can't wait to say i love you.
then i listed the languages.
obviously i don't think "european" language. jesus. i realized this was not clear in my wording so i edited it.
now die. thanks.
don't be a prick. i'm not a moron- the intent of my post was this: "i cant wait to say i love you in europe" meaning, while in europe...i can't wait to say i love you.
then i listed the languages.
obviously i don't think "european" language. jesus. i realized this was not clear in my wording so i edited it.
now die. thanks.
OK everybody, from the time I signed up I had a profile, but I grew tired of it. I wanted a tabula rasa, a clean palette if you will. Now that that is cleared up...
If you're from Mars, and you got a pussy, we will fuck you.
If you're from Mars, and you got a pussy, we will fuck you.
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jnthn:
dante's.
unfortunately the guest list is tight, but it'd be cool to meet up.
unfortunately the guest list is tight, but it'd be cool to meet up.
ayin:
*hangs head and kicks air w/foot*
...guess I'm not getting laid tonight
*hangs head and kicks air w/foot*
...guess I'm not getting laid tonight
" I once overheard two botanists arguing over a Damned Thing that had blasphemously sprouted in a college yard. One claimed that the Damned Thing was a tree and the other claimed that it was a shrub. They each had good scholary arguments, and they were still debating when I left them. The world is forever spawning Damned Things- things that are neither tree nor...
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trismegistus:
esteemed squire.
for an expanded discussion on certain concepts touched upon in the second paragraph above check out quantum psychology by hagbard's creator.
and tell hagbard hail eris for me.
for an expanded discussion on certain concepts touched upon in the second paragraph above check out quantum psychology by hagbard's creator.
and tell hagbard hail eris for me.
lemonkid:
You could be..
Why don't you come up here and join my polyphonic retro-fitted jazz band.. we're going to make psycho Reinhardt & early jazz-esque stuff.. I'm learning pocket trumpet and we could use your axe.
We're going to steep ourselves in a cult devoted to Napoleonic oritentalism?
Whaddya say?
Why don't you come up here and join my polyphonic retro-fitted jazz band.. we're going to make psycho Reinhardt & early jazz-esque stuff.. I'm learning pocket trumpet and we could use your axe.
We're going to steep ourselves in a cult devoted to Napoleonic oritentalism?
Whaddya say?
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lemonkid:
Cheese faced cretins however, are terribly underrated..
les:
when was the burlesque show?? oops, i was planning on going to that one. jesus.... i need to get with it.
Recap of this weekend. Shoehorn the tap dancing saxophone player. I have not laughed so hard in a long time.
I really need an illustration of a Goth-tap-diva. I think this will be my next Halloween character. I'll be tapping away and then break a tap at which point I will fly into a violent rage screaming "IT'S OVER" and "YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS...
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I really need an illustration of a Goth-tap-diva. I think this will be my next Halloween character. I'll be tapping away and then break a tap at which point I will fly into a violent rage screaming "IT'S OVER" and "YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS...
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les:
ya lucky bastard! i WILL own a tele someday.
gwendolyn:
You said, "let someone illustrate this Doberman upon which our kitten missile is loaded and of the pants against which it is aimed." And Gwendolyn did. And then she posted in upon the board in which it was first mentioned. And it was good. 
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acheron:
i wasn't planning on posting it, just because i do know one person here who REALLY hates my writing and i don't want her to have to read anything creative of mine. sooo. if you want it i can email it to you? erm, send me your email through the profile thingy. cows! it's a desert ascetic type piece. sooo. that may be boring. iono. it's a desert ascetic love letter, i suppose.
lemonkid:
I know.. it's a veritable land of milkshakes and honey! Go to the hotcake house.. paradise for only a $1.00 surcharge!
And bro.. you really need to put up a proper profile!
And bro.. you really need to put up a proper profile!
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criticaloversite:
Thanks...looks like I have no choice but to stick with the name though. Oh well...I like this one, I just liked the other much better, heh.
disappearhere:
Hey man, it was nice meeting you at Pirate the other night.
Well that didn't go very well.
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black_tar_heroin:
Jolly Roger......AKA we are going to shoot you
black_tar_heroin:
they are comic from the FILTH....it should be in trade.....
and the Invisibles...
. i try to submit art and stories....the alwasys come back saying nothing makes sense.... Bah what do they know
and the Invisibles...
. i try to submit art and stories....the alwasys come back saying nothing makes sense.... Bah what do they know
your meditation for the day...use "Naima" as your guide.
NOW!