I was just thinking about the fun I used to have with one of my old bandmates...
He had just returned to the states from a 6 yr stint in the army overseas. The first place we hit was dead except for two girls sitting at the bar...
*he returns from the bathroom and walks up to two girls sitting at the bar*
suddenly both...
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He had just returned to the states from a 6 yr stint in the army overseas. The first place we hit was dead except for two girls sitting at the bar...
*he returns from the bathroom and walks up to two girls sitting at the bar*
suddenly both...
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flick:
you haven't seen "Death to Smoochy"? *raises an eye brow* You must, it is a great movie!! Robin Williams is is hilarious!
feurig:
i shall meditate on you when i eat the peyote
Dear jeebus,
I want a rootbeer colored convertible cadillac and a fro to match. hope all is well.
p.s. throw in some of those gold rims too.
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The word ring is short for the German word 'Zahlring' (number ring). The French word for a ring is anneau
Theorem:
Borromean rings cannot be realized in 3-D using circular rings.
Conjecture:
I conjecture that the converse...
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I want a rootbeer colored convertible cadillac and a fro to match. hope all is well.
p.s. throw in some of those gold rims too.
.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.
The word ring is short for the German word 'Zahlring' (number ring). The French word for a ring is anneau
Theorem:
Borromean rings cannot be realized in 3-D using circular rings.
Conjecture:
I conjecture that the converse...
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zenhell:
your new profile pic rocks like chuck berry
timmy:
hmmm, the toothbrush
you'd have to ask Robin about that
you'd have to ask Robin about that
This goes out to the woman that was driving the Alfa Romeo convertible spider at sunset:
You are a ghost. Your flaxen hair madly snapping at the sides of your face. Arm outstreched catching the wind. Lips puckered in sweet contentment. The joy only lasting as long as the ride.
Beside you we will haunt these highways from here to Brazil. Our eyes burning forward,...
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You are a ghost. Your flaxen hair madly snapping at the sides of your face. Arm outstreched catching the wind. Lips puckered in sweet contentment. The joy only lasting as long as the ride.
Beside you we will haunt these highways from here to Brazil. Our eyes burning forward,...
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Mother Nature is full of surprises. This year the winter storms have left us overstocked and up to our necks in cock rings. At Cock Ring Warehouse, weve got the largest selection of new and used cock rings in the tri-state area. Over three miles of cock rings: stainless steel, bronze, leather, mahogony, sandalwood, and even stained glass. And all the latest styles, including:
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bort79:
Oh it makes perfect sense now! 
bort79:
Oh it makes perfect sense now!
Disco Boy
Run to the toilet, honey,
Comb your hair
Disco Boy
Pucker your lips 'N check your shoulders,
'Cause some dandruff might be hidin' there!
Disco Boy,
You're the DISCO KING!
Aw, the Disco-Thing
Made you think someday,
That you just might GO SOMEWHERE!
Disco Girl!
You're 'out-a-site'!
You need a Disco Boy
To treat you right
He'll do a little dance;
Take you...
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Run to the toilet, honey,
Comb your hair
Disco Boy
Pucker your lips 'N check your shoulders,
'Cause some dandruff might be hidin' there!
Disco Boy,
You're the DISCO KING!
Aw, the Disco-Thing
Made you think someday,
That you just might GO SOMEWHERE!
Disco Girl!
You're 'out-a-site'!
You need a Disco Boy
To treat you right
He'll do a little dance;
Take you...
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evie:
the evil pee frek monkey rocks!!!
go lak tar heroin!!!!!!
lololol....
go lak tar heroin!!!!!!
lololol....
fractal:
SG's for president!
My friends and I once got busted for stealing somebody's bowling balls out of a truck, throwing them in the pool at the apartment complex where the truck was after rolling them down the sidewalk, and then stripping down and swimming in the pool while screaming like a bunch of drunk monkeys.
what's the stupidest thing you ever got busted for?
what's the stupidest thing you ever got busted for?
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escapegoat:
have you had a liver go bad?
i do try try to take milk thistle
drink teas and water to flush
and copious amounts of vitamins.......
but at that
im sure my body go for a break
i do try try to take milk thistle
drink teas and water to flush
and copious amounts of vitamins.......
but at that
im sure my body go for a break
abigail:
crime and drugs ARE cool.........they are among the only things exciting in this growing old and oh so lame generation of cool people being numbed by domestication........ my friends are also getting old and boring, and you know what i find inspiring? hanging out with kids......... ok, so a lot of them are really lame and have the wrong idea about things, but last week i found myself in this one kid's parent's garage with 30 or 40 highschool boys playing hardcore, and if that didn't take at least 10 years off my life........ i also like hanging out with real old people. they make me feel young and crazy by contrast.
seriously though, there's a whole lot of party people who don't fuck around and are all about a crazy good time....... a bar is one place to find them, rock & roll shows, etc.
i suggest finding a few real drunk people and convincing them to do something hilarious...... maybe trashing a grocery store or setting free the animals at the zoo.......
it won't be hard.....just remember...........when you get busted, pretend like you're insane. twitching and talking to yourself a lot works pretty well.............
let me know how you actually combat your boredom issues.......
seriously though, there's a whole lot of party people who don't fuck around and are all about a crazy good time....... a bar is one place to find them, rock & roll shows, etc.
i suggest finding a few real drunk people and convincing them to do something hilarious...... maybe trashing a grocery store or setting free the animals at the zoo.......
it won't be hard.....just remember...........when you get busted, pretend like you're insane. twitching and talking to yourself a lot works pretty well.............
let me know how you actually combat your boredom issues.......
I am only real then when I 'am'. This popped into my head this morning and I can't remember who wrote it.
So the fourth is coming up and I have no plans. Some of my fondest childhood memories are of the fourth. Blowin' shit up and bottle rocket fights. Later that turned into gettin' wasted and blowin' shit up. And lately it's just been...
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So the fourth is coming up and I have no plans. Some of my fondest childhood memories are of the fourth. Blowin' shit up and bottle rocket fights. Later that turned into gettin' wasted and blowin' shit up. And lately it's just been...
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evie:
bottle rocket sfuckin' ROCK--don't let anyone tell ya different...i'll kick their ass!!!
I have a sudden desire to be a gypsy.
an elegant gypsy...
must find a french violin player to play some hot club jazz. I'll also have to slick my hair back ala '20's and grow a pencil thin mustache.
an elegant gypsy...
must find a french violin player to play some hot club jazz. I'll also have to slick my hair back ala '20's and grow a pencil thin mustache.
ruby:
the hottest gypsy was Johnny depp.
But I love gypsies anyway.
But I love gypsies anyway.
I've been out here in P-town for almost a year now. When I first moved out here I met the craziest chick at a bar that sang songs to me. She took me to the Montage and on to My father's place. En route she took a right off the road on to some railroad tracks. I was sure that she blew a tire and...
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