Yours truly ended up in a hot tub last night. Drunk and molestered while the snow fell. Some cute girls too. Unfortunatly i seem to have lost my polaroid so i don't have any photographic debauchery. Soon i will have a digital camera .. soon.
Actually last night started incredibly shitty for me. I became the focus of much anger and hostility from the wonderful...
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Actually last night started incredibly shitty for me. I became the focus of much anger and hostility from the wonderful...
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black_tar_heroin:
..............RESURECT KID
black_tar_heroin:
cough
I got my pop Godzilla and Mothra. Godzilla can move his arms, legs, and tail but not his jaws.. what a rip. Although he is the perfect scale to destroy the little green army guys... that rocks at least. All he needs is a Super 8 and some playdough and he's in business.
Next up is New Years.. and i've got no plans... 'cept for...
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Next up is New Years.. and i've got no plans... 'cept for...
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oshareign:
I think you should have some scotch get all decked out in your best sequence outfit, head to the bar and make some new years friends.
Happy New Years
Happy New Years
oshareign:
Hey I was thinking about breaking out the Polaroid and taking pics of people at the bars for cash...I've seen this guy do it before and be pretty successful in getting mad cash. No focus needed right...can still have the drinks
Pay for my drinks and the polariods
Pay for my drinks and the polariods
who farted?
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oshareign:
That is a fuck'n great story...
How did your christmas day go? what did you do?
How did your christmas day go? what did you do?
mimsie:
who ever smellllt it dellllllllt it.
nuts.
escapegoat:
ah.....the infamous viking squirrel god.......and the david bowie eyed spider bat kitties
monkey spanker
monkey spanker
escapegoat:
also.....excellent sicily pic........a "beauty full-o- holiday fruitcake"
and as far as music........yesteday, i was listening to some crazy latin type salsa bosa freak out........and there was this freaky horn player..........i nick named him Jaun Coltrane.........and the song became El Love Supremo
and as far as music........yesteday, i was listening to some crazy latin type salsa bosa freak out........and there was this freaky horn player..........i nick named him Jaun Coltrane.........and the song became El Love Supremo
So i work with this chick whose uncle was the size of Andre the giant. Apparently he used to take hour long shithouse sessions. Once out of the shitter he would tell her "Hey, there is a quarter next to the toilet!" and she would run in looking for the quarter. Then the uncle would run up and put all his weight against the door.
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madigan:
I love you -- but clearly not as much as Sicily loves that fruitcake log. An ass-tastic gift, indeed!
p.s. Your nuts are showing.
p.s. Your nuts are showing.
black_tar_heroin:
HA HA
mood: stressed.
modus vivendi: to punch people in the solar plexus. replace the phrase "how are you doing?" with "I'm going to kill you in 5........ 4......... 3.........2........"
happy holidays!
modus vivendi: to punch people in the solar plexus. replace the phrase "how are you doing?" with "I'm going to kill you in 5........ 4......... 3.........2........"
happy holidays!
black_tar_heroin:
work it on out 2,3,4
I have officially left my skull to Sicily. If you are nice I will leave a bone for you too. NO SOFT ORGANS!
What might one do with the skeletal remains of one soul survivor?
What might one do with the skeletal remains of one soul survivor?
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black_tar_heroin:
THAT SHIT IS HARD TO SWALLOW, I AM DRINKING A BIZZAR AMOUNT OF VODKA AND COKE, I GOT YELLED AT FOR DRINKINGH JACK AND COLA, THOUGH DAFT IN THOUGHT AND CLOUD, I WOULD RATHER SAY HEY I AM DRINKING JACK AND COLA, MUCH LIKE IT IS MORE ELEGANT TO SAY I AM EATING ASS FLAVOURED CHOCOLATE
sicily:
that MIRACLE 3rd testicle of yours is ACTUALLY A WALNUT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. sucker!
I have reached maximum satiation. My cranberry pecan stuffing kicked ass. We brined a 19 lbs. free-range turkey and cooked that fucker breast side down. It was the moistest turkey ever. It is so nice to have Thanksgiving with friends and without the family for a change.
Right now i'm listening to Coltrane's TRANSITION
Time to pick up the axe and do some shreddin'
jazz...
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Right now i'm listening to Coltrane's TRANSITION
Time to pick up the axe and do some shreddin'
jazz...
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jnthn:
I'm a fan of trane's Om.
totally not music.
totally not music.
jnthn:
call me if you get that gig. I wanna witness it, hell, I'll play.
yeah...maxim. good times.
yeah...maxim. good times.
The rabbit was in the cave that was the abode of all the animals: the snake, the turkey vulture, the buzzard, the deer, the lion, the skunk and the coyote. They began to get together there to discuss how they could kill the rabbit mayor. But the rabbit mayor was very clever and was looking for a way to escape.
They began to keep watch...
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They began to keep watch...
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black_tar_heroin:
i did a hit and run tonight, i think i hit a car going 2 or 3 mph .. heard a light bump and i fucking FLOORED it, i am fucking FREAKING the fuck out... my friend told me he would have done the same... i hope it was the buisness man i was waiting on before i left he was awful, bah and who wants the COPS to come to the porno store ..?? have you done the hit and run... mine was a light bump and run
If you can't think of anything to say, just string together a bunch of obscenities.
I would just like to say:
*flips you the middle finger*
I would just like to say:
*flips you the middle finger*
Born in 1530, Ivan was only three when he inherited the Russian throne following his father's death. At the age of seven, tragedy struck again when his mother was poisoned by nobles at court. By his early teens, he was already displaying some of his uglier traits. He would throw live animals from towers and appeared to derive pleasure from doing so.
Ivan was crowned...
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Ivan was crowned...
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blargggh.
flat tire... cold drizzle.. locked lug-nuts.
flat tire... cold drizzle.. locked lug-nuts.
black_tar_heroin:
I am a total bitch when it comes to cars, i have AAA and a phone, , if i had to do it myself i would probably just lay down and wait for death.
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 3:04AM]
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 3:04AM]
edc:
I love to curse, in a twisted way i like when things go wrong so i can going into a cursing rant.
edc
edc