Stolen, but fun...
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
Lee
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
None
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Beat of Burden
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Black bean soup, filet mignon, hash browns, creamed spinach, glazed carrots, apple pie (my mom's).
5. Beatles or Stones?
Depends on the mood. Beatles more often than not.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
The bastard that keeps putting needles in my mom's tires.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
My ex wife.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Cute face. Followed closely by general fitness.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Yeah. And I am a codependent.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
To be able to become invisible.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Gatorade. Lot's of it of before going to bed and upon waking. Biscuits and gravy (or other heavy grease) is a good alternative.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Five or six to a good buzz. Eight until I start making serious errors in judgement.
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
"Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round" jumped into my mind first.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Brown.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
I just read about something called "irritable male syndrome"- sounds about right these days
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
This might be mean, but a "fat farm" would help my bro in a major way.
18. Least favorite month?
Febuary - The novelty of winter wears off - spring is a couple months away.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Blackbeard the pirate.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
Ruling out my kids, my friend Dudley is a gem.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Couple of weeks ago. (and this weekend coming up - gotta love when the kids go see their Mom.)
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty movies. Though I spend most of my time during a chick flick thinking of violent alternative endings.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I cna't answet this without being hated. Pass.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
That kid from the bar a few weeks ago. He was honestly beautiful.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
With my kids, like the Waltons.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
My mom, brother and uncle. Locally, Suzann.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Chalize Theron.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
I've got a ton on the shelf I haven't read. But this is a time issue, rather than fakery.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Disheveled.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Let's see if she's horny when she's tipsy?
32. What did you dream last night?
Frustration.
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
Lee
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
None
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Beat of Burden
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Black bean soup, filet mignon, hash browns, creamed spinach, glazed carrots, apple pie (my mom's).
5. Beatles or Stones?
Depends on the mood. Beatles more often than not.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
The bastard that keeps putting needles in my mom's tires.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
My ex wife.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Cute face. Followed closely by general fitness.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Yeah. And I am a codependent.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
To be able to become invisible.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Gatorade. Lot's of it of before going to bed and upon waking. Biscuits and gravy (or other heavy grease) is a good alternative.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Five or six to a good buzz. Eight until I start making serious errors in judgement.
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
"Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round" jumped into my mind first.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Brown.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
I just read about something called "irritable male syndrome"- sounds about right these days
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
This might be mean, but a "fat farm" would help my bro in a major way.
18. Least favorite month?
Febuary - The novelty of winter wears off - spring is a couple months away.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Blackbeard the pirate.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
Ruling out my kids, my friend Dudley is a gem.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Couple of weeks ago. (and this weekend coming up - gotta love when the kids go see their Mom.)
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty movies. Though I spend most of my time during a chick flick thinking of violent alternative endings.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I cna't answet this without being hated. Pass.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
That kid from the bar a few weeks ago. He was honestly beautiful.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
With my kids, like the Waltons.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
My mom, brother and uncle. Locally, Suzann.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Chalize Theron.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
I've got a ton on the shelf I haven't read. But this is a time issue, rather than fakery.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Disheveled.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Let's see if she's horny when she's tipsy?
32. What did you dream last night?
Frustration.
[Edited on Dec 10, 2005 1:54AM]