The other day my oldest daughter and I were watching the NBA Finals when one of many beer ads came on. Of course, the ad showed that everyone was beautiful and having a blast. So she asks me "Is that really what happens when you drink beer." And I told her "Not really." To which she answered "I didn't think so, cuz if that was...
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You ever have some many different things to get done that you can't seem to get going on any of them? My to do list is ridiculous. I've got half a mind to shred it and wait until people start complaining.
rowanmayfair:
that happens to me all the time, it makes me insane.
syrvyxyn:
Formal complaint:
You have yet to do me.
I am now complaining.
You selfish bastard.
Just because we have never met and live nowhere near each other.
Honestly.
Ok so in all seriousness, even if you dont shred it people will start complaining.
Seems you are in the same boat I am.
The only solution is pornography.
And sex.
But mostly, just eaat desert first.
You never know when someone will show up during your meal and off you for not taking out the garbage in due time.
You have yet to do me.
I am now complaining.
You selfish bastard.
Just because we have never met and live nowhere near each other.
Honestly.
Ok so in all seriousness, even if you dont shred it people will start complaining.
Seems you are in the same boat I am.
The only solution is pornography.
And sex.
But mostly, just eaat desert first.
You never know when someone will show up during your meal and off you for not taking out the garbage in due time.
Today we got a new little dog. Her name is Sophie and we got her from a rescue in Saginaw. She was rescued with a bunch of other dogs from an ilegal breeder. She's some sort of Min Pin / Chihaua mix., only about ten pounds right now.
She's a little jumpy, but I think she'll be fine once she settles in. She is so...
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She's a little jumpy, but I think she'll be fine once she settles in. She is so...
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lycoris:
Aw, poor puppy. Good luck with her!
My Dad was here this week. It was an OK visit. He likes to build stuff, so I put him on some projects around the house. It was kind of cool that my birthday was this week. We hadn't been together on a birthday since I was 8.
He's a little odd, as he really doesn't have many people skills. He'd rather work on wood....
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He's a little odd, as he really doesn't have many people skills. He'd rather work on wood....
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kyra:
Thank you so much for commenting on my set and adding me to your favorite SGs! 
Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!
It's funny how a little success can turn an attitude around. At least from a business standpoint, the last week has been very profitable.
With the kids gone this weekend, maybe I can take the same momentum over to the personal side. WIsh me luck.
With the kids gone this weekend, maybe I can take the same momentum over to the personal side. WIsh me luck.
guitargeek:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you're able to carry that inertia forward and make some personal breakthroughs...
I spent today window shopping. Literally. Three different salesmen measuring my house, making a proposal and generally denigrating the other two. How painful. They talked me into two doors, too. I'll be broke, but it will really dress up the place. Damn, when did my life get this lame?
tethys:
So, what do you have in your aquarium?
syrvyxyn:
Im excited by my new windows...they are the kind fhat fold in for easy cleaning!
We can be lame together.
I also now have an automatic garage door.
This warrents the Happy Circle Dance.
Soon I will purchase a new vacuum. Bagless. With HEPA filtration.
It will be cause for celebration.
My sex life is still better than most
Thats really all that matters.
You know what else is exciting? Built in RO water systems.
We can be lame together.
I also now have an automatic garage door.
This warrents the Happy Circle Dance.
Soon I will purchase a new vacuum. Bagless. With HEPA filtration.
It will be cause for celebration.
My sex life is still better than most
Thats really all that matters.
You know what else is exciting? Built in RO water systems.
Some things just don't happen by accident. Like the snow and wind that suddenly blew into a sunny day right as we arrived at the cemetery to lay Suzann's grandpa to rest. Or the phone call from a potential supplier right as I started to work through planning for a new product idea. Or a belligerent call from my ex right as I sat done...
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syrvyxyn:
HAHAHAH! I get to be the butch grasshopper though!
*wonders where one can purchase specialty strap ons*
*wonders where one can purchase specialty strap ons*
punkasswhitegirl:
Yea and to think I still haven't had any yet. But then I've benn waiting for them to go on sale so I can buy tons of them 
I've got four women that won't leave me alone, but the one that I really would give anything to be with - she wants to be friends. 
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fairy_melusine:
I *am* fun - thanks for noticing
That sucks about the whole girl situation... The one who just wants to be friends must be crazy - you're gorgeous
That sucks about the whole girl situation...
The one who just wants to be friends must be crazy - you're gorgeous 
nado:
I am so illiterate. 
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Gotta love St Patrick's Day in Bay City. It's kind of our miniature Mardi Gras. It was cold as heck for the parade, but the beer and Jameson's made up for that. Went down to Midland Street afterward. The place was just crawling with people. Didn't hurt that all of Suzann and Joe's little girlfriends came out to play, too. Made for a pretty table....
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a friend of mine was talking with her six year old about dating, and her six year old told her that she thought she should be a lesbian because then she wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant on accident.
Hmmm.....aged wine is more expensive than beer....I wonder if the logic holds true?
*ponders purchasing a bottle of Dom. Romane Conti 1997 to test the theory*
Purely for scientific reasons of course.