so i am a few hours away from having a masters in education...
just need to complete my paper on ebbets feild and how its creation and destruction were a metaphor for brooklyn's mental state... or some damn thing like it anyway.
so i have to complete this by monday of next week... strange really, i am about to have a degree even more worthless than my liberal arts degree... joy.
but i am doing something that makes me laugh -- i have decided to count the amount of beers i drink during the course of the entire school year -- september 3 to june 26 (yes that is 10 months) -- my goal of course being 666.
but right now i am at 191, and i am sure it will increase by at least one before i wake tommorow
and my calculations are that i need to drink 2.27 beers a night to make it...
and this is all in order to be able to write a book entitled:
666 beers, or, my second year as a nyc public school teacher
now i must ask is this healthy?
give me honesty, i have concrete for skin.
i am going to post this on the boards as well so sorry for the double post.
just need to complete my paper on ebbets feild and how its creation and destruction were a metaphor for brooklyn's mental state... or some damn thing like it anyway.
so i have to complete this by monday of next week... strange really, i am about to have a degree even more worthless than my liberal arts degree... joy.
but i am doing something that makes me laugh -- i have decided to count the amount of beers i drink during the course of the entire school year -- september 3 to june 26 (yes that is 10 months) -- my goal of course being 666.
but right now i am at 191, and i am sure it will increase by at least one before i wake tommorow
and my calculations are that i need to drink 2.27 beers a night to make it...
and this is all in order to be able to write a book entitled:
666 beers, or, my second year as a nyc public school teacher
now i must ask is this healthy?
give me honesty, i have concrete for skin.
i am going to post this on the boards as well so sorry for the double post.
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how is an education degree useless?