n8urboy

I think I'm dying. I was in seattle for 3 1/2 days and it was like a nonstop drinking binge. First night I got there, I watched the presidential debate, then straight to the bar for karaoke. The next morning I woke up and went to a meeting, then drunken dodgeball most of the night. The following day, I woke up early and went to another meeting, then bowling, rollerskating, and drinking, and dancing. I fell on my ass HARD rollerskating. shits tough. There were professionals there, doing triple axles on roller skates, crazy. Then on the flight home, (which is about 8 hours) more drinking.

When my buddy picked me up from the airport, we decided to make wizard staffs. What's a wizard staff you ask? A wizard staff is when you drink a beer, you duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your full one. when you finish that one, you tape the two empty cans to the bottom of your new full one. So on and so forth the 2 turns to 3, 3 turns to 4, 4 turns to 5. at around 6, you have a cane. at around 9-10 you have a walking stick. When your staff gets taller than you, you reach wizard status. At about 6' tall, it takes me 15 cans of beer. I'm not sure how many exactly, it's hard to count at that point. Needless to say, I definitely feel like I can do magic after that.

Thursday night, Atmosphere played in St. Pete so I went to see them, then went to the castle. Always a good time. and I drank some more. for the past 2 days I've felt like death. Lesson learned.