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Thursday Feb 10, 2005

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I posted a bunch of funny jokes in my First Nations group and one of the other members shinyredstar posted this one. I can't even tell you how fucking funny this is but maybe it's an indun' thing!!!

Top 10 Things To Say To A Non-Indian Upon First Meeting

10. How much white are you?
9. I'm part white myself, you know.
8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts (Order of the Bullet).
7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded European princess.
6. Funny, you don't look white.
5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?
4. Do you live in a covered wagon?
3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?
2. Oh wow, I really love your hair! Can I touch it?
1. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix?

I was going to ask everybody a bunch of questions but I think I'll just ask for a joke. Or something that will make me smile... surprise me!
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erythrocytez:
Two helium atoms are walking along and one says to the other one 'I think I lost an electron', the second atom asks 'Are you positive?' and he say 'Yeah, I lost an electron!'

AAHHH HAHAHAHA!!

Geddit? Lost electron?? Positive?? Ohhh shit!

OK that was lame...
Feb 10, 2005
paolodesade:
Those are very funny. I started laughing @ #9 and I couldn't stop.

How about this: So the local casino has decided to use a portion of their profits to set up a trust to help unemployed balding white guys to afford Rogaine as reparations for that whole "scalping" thing.

So, how are you surviving without you Minibeanie?
Feb 10, 2005

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