Take me
Internally
Forever Yours
Nocturnal Me
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Take me
Internally
Forever Yours
Nocturnal Me
the bandages came off about 2 hours ago and i'm more excited than a kid in a candy store...i'm running through the apartment like a madman, dipping my balls into anything and everything i can get my hands on!.. bean dip, strawberry jam, bread (though admittedly that was a difficult one) etc... 
the surgeon's did an amazing job! i'm hung like a leek... no, a...
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the surgeon's did an amazing job! i'm hung like a leek... no, a...
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glamerdork:
You were def. missed @ the bowling (I ended up going... btw)-- hopefully, you'll be able to come to the next shindig. I can def vouch for the fact that everyone who showed up were 120% sane. Well... almost.
ilovemikehunt:
you should've come...it was fun.
while you were sleeping, *i* had a sex change
(see profile for proof)
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1/14. mid-afternoon. update: I'm so psyched...the bandages are going to be coming off soon!
(see profile for proof)
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1/14. mid-afternoon. update: I'm so psyched...the bandages are going to be coming off soon!
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whitenoise:
hahahahawhaha
obelisk:
Man, look at how your journal fills up. I should get sex change and become a guy! Oh, wait a minute...
no...i've decided to retype it...
i'm a wussy.
my brother just called and demanded me to swing my car by for him to use (*AGAIN*...he totalled his and its still in the shop) and i said NO.
this is the first time i've ever put my foot down and refused to do something for him...usually i bend to his whims out of duty, but sometimes...
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i'm a wussy.
my brother just called and demanded me to swing my car by for him to use (*AGAIN*...he totalled his and its still in the shop) and i said NO.
this is the first time i've ever put my foot down and refused to do something for him...usually i bend to his whims out of duty, but sometimes...
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nudwig:
girl, I've been on da puddin for 10+ years, I can't quit now, but if it's your then it's yours...
by the way, I have this home video skit tape of mr. Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain, visiting the suburbs and wreaking havoc. it's the funniest most fucked thing. hmmmm, if you're nice I may make you a copy...
by the way, I have this home video skit tape of mr. Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain, visiting the suburbs and wreaking havoc. it's the funniest most fucked thing. hmmmm, if you're nice I may make you a copy...
thirtyseven:
good girl. smart decision.
I love my frards! \\ 
#$@!?>>&! they're the shizzards... /
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///i gots to get me
to the med supply store**&^ Stat 
to get some shinzats*** for my creative "molestations" (you'd think in my 2 
years of volunteering in the ER 
i'd've pilfered me some endotracheal tubes\\! and some O2 masks but naw....)
\\ #$@!?>>&! they're the shizzards... / ///!!!
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///i gots to get me
to the med supply store**&^ Stat to get some shinzats*** for my creative "molestations" (you'd think in my 2 years of volunteering in the ER i'd've pilfered me some endotracheal tubes\\! and some O2 masks but naw....) VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
throatneedle:
So is Wet Hot American Summer any good?
I just remembered about this movie today..
Is it at least as good as Super Troopers?
Worth a Netflix rental?
I just remembered about this movie today..
Is it at least as good as Super Troopers?
Worth a Netflix rental?
earplug6947:
Belle and S :yes:!
you seem to be a person of high refinement.
(i.e. you say things about music that i say too.)
you seem to be a person of high refinement.
(i.e. you say things about music that i say too.)
okay, fill in the blank:
1. my worst habit is________.
2. one quality or attribute i possess which i am grateful for is__________.
3. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night to find __________standing above me.
1. my worst habit is________.
2. one quality or attribute i possess which i am grateful for is__________.
3. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night to find __________standing above me.
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nala:
1.masturbation
2.my open-mindedness
3.insomnia
hey, someone already put masturbation, that's ok
I still couldn't find the box. -N
2.my open-mindedness
3.insomnia
hey, someone already put masturbation, that's ok
I still couldn't find the box. -N
catdad:
1. being late to work every day.
2. my ability to connect with animals.
3. no one. i occasionally have a cat looking at me, but it's always from one side or the other.
2. my ability to connect with animals.
3. no one. i occasionally have a cat looking at me, but it's always from one side or the other.
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nudwig:
you have a nice neck-collar bone area and shoulder... ever get compliments on that?
boxterjulep:
it's good to end things on a robot.
my short and rotund Italian* martian friend doesn't have a name.
i don't know if i want to give him one either.
if you were so lucky as to have such a short rotund Italian alien, what would you call him and why?
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*Italian because I found him in a box of yummy italian biscuits i had about a month ago.. which reminds me,...
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obelisk:
Y'know, I really enjoy your ever-changing array of profile pics. (But is this one supposed to be your italian martian? Cause he looks egyptian to me...)
I didn't realize Burn Collector was well known, but I'm not surprised. It's pretty good stuff, in my opinion. There's a great bit in this one about how the brutal Chicago winter can turn depression into an operatically intense experience.
As to my sister, she's 23--I think the picture makes her look younger. Coolness runs in my family, by the way.
I didn't realize Burn Collector was well known, but I'm not surprised. It's pretty good stuff, in my opinion. There's a great bit in this one about how the brutal Chicago winter can turn depression into an operatically intense experience.
As to my sister, she's 23--I think the picture makes her look younger. Coolness runs in my family, by the way.
clovesbud:
Guido.
He's cute, but yer cuter. Bring back the bathroom mirror!!
He's cute, but yer cuter. Bring back the bathroom mirror!!
jesus. i have a feckin' migraine dammit cause stupid me decided to read a mag article on the EL and my delicate constitution obviously couldn't handle it cause in a mere three minutes i had an upset stomache then this. so now i is sufferin'...boy
this afternoon i got a parcel from the ex-bf (he is living very very very far away now, and no,...
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this afternoon i got a parcel from the ex-bf (he is living very very very far away now, and no,...
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clovesbud:
One time in college, I opened a can of Hormel chili and inside, on top, was a clump of eyebrow hair. Like, a chunk of skin and hair was lopped off by some spinning something-or-other and landed in the chili. I know this sounds like total bullshit, but I had three witnesses there who saw me open the can!!
And on that note>>>>>>HAPPY NEW YEAR, N!!!!!!!
And on that note>>>>>>HAPPY NEW YEAR, N!!!!!!!
joyrider:
i hate it when they do that. i have been half-tempted more than once to make a list of my ex's faults to discourage long-distance lovin'.
wowza!!!!!!!
donnie darko
i can't get over it!
you are giving me the confidence to rock this shit in public sometime! i haven't given a shit about make-up in years....haha