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me myself and i (a vignette)
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Me: hey there stud, you're lookin' rather lovely today...

Myself: thank you. you're not looking so bad yerself.

Me: would you step inside my skin and give me a kiss dear?

Myself: *blush* that could be dangerous...i'd bite your lip 'til it bleeds.

Me: and now i'm the one who's blushing

Myself: i vant to suck your blood

I: hey, i want in on the action too!
*slits both wrists and offers them to me and myself*

(me and myself move in for the kill while i sit in dumbstruck astonishment)