Did you ever just stop and wonder how great it would be to be a dog?
When you're hungry, your pet human brings you food.
When you're sad, your pet human scrates your belly and behind your ears.
You don't have to pay taxes...
You can wag your tail and everyone knows how you feel...
And best of all.... sex is ALWAYS doggie style!
Besides the whole shitting in public thing, being a dog would rock.
When you're hungry, your pet human brings you food.
When you're sad, your pet human scrates your belly and behind your ears.
You don't have to pay taxes...
You can wag your tail and everyone knows how you feel...
And best of all.... sex is ALWAYS doggie style!
Besides the whole shitting in public thing, being a dog would rock.