The fun never stops around here.
Last week, our Shih Tzu Hershey, came down with her bi-annual ear infection. $200 later, it's clearing up. This morning, she wakes me up making a noise like a dying walrus. Take her to the vet - she picked up kennel cough at the groomer this weekend. Plus, her infected ear is better - but now the other one... Read More
a- I know about the permission thing, but I gotta ask, ya know?
b- Im not gonna be at QXTs, tho I told laceyk to introducer herself to you - Ive got a bday party to attend...but trust me, Id prefer to oggle the girls in corsets!
c- thats great news that you're busy with orders, too - you having fun doing it?
Ok, I'll trade you my min pin fun for your Hershey fun and we'll call it even. All ears are healthy. They hear everything! They don't sound like dying walruses either. Nope, they sound like fuckindamnminpins. Fun, fun, fun!
It's a lazy Saturday. The embroidery machine is cranking away in the background, Anne is snoring on the couch surrounded by a couple of cats and a dog, and the original "Night of the Living Dead" on the television. The only thing that sucks is my back is killing me. Two vicodin will hopefully take care of that quickly.
One of the first things Andre said to me was that I looked like a Russ Meyer girl! They're fabu. And I love how they are always jiggling, even while standing still.
Hi! I'm looking through this website, using my girl friend's profile. And, so I want you to know that this isnt my profile. I havent set my own up yet since I am new at this. She told me to surf around on her account, and see if I like the site.
Ok... I don't care how hot Kate Winslet is in the movie, if I have to see Titanic one more fucking time, I may have to cause James Cameron permanent damage.
House is clean again, I've got red hair now and I'm still behind on my embroidery orders.
Last night, instead of working, I played with the horde. First was a hilarious round of "flashlight chasing". Nothing is funnier than watching the cats take turns chasing the light shining on the floor, pouncing and spinning in circles in an attempt to... Read More
I love any and all cookies. Except ones with raisins. I hate raisins.
You should come to the next Baroness party - we're doing Trampling!!! Ohhh!!! And it would be nice to see you.
My stomach is not happy. Who knew a tri-color salad with grilled chicken and a bowl of minestrone would cause intestinal distress? Guess my body has just forgotten what to do with healthy food.
Oh, I forgot. I went to Barnes & Noble to pick up some books for work. The guy going in before me was disabled and walking with two of those Jerry's... Read More
I took the day off today because I needed it. I hate to waste vacation time because I get so little, but I really just needed a break. My sleep has been off the last few days, and my dream last night had me really wacked out this morning.
To liven this journal up, I leave you with a joke from Lisa Lampenelli:
Hahahaha.
Just like the blind man who, when passing the fish market, says, "good morning, ladies!"
Yes, the kitty is definitely turning into a feisty little munchkin! the dog (puppy really) who lives behind me was in heaven today in the snow!
--l*P
I posted this on the silliness board, then realized it would make an interesting journal entry.
My last memory of my mom was her shooting heroin in the bathroom. The next morning my grandparents picked me up and said she died in a car accident. I was 3. My parents were divorced and she used to hang with a bunch of bikers. They taught me... Read More
i was coming here to tell you how just about every one of your posts i've ever seen has cracked me up, and now i don't know what to say after reading your entry. i should stick to ignoring people's journals and just commenting.
I can't believe it, but I never passed out or had a hangover. One time, I puked chili after drinking a lot of straight whiskey. As usual, the next morning I craved chocolate milk.
My grandfather would take his meds with whiskey. Kim and I would get out his shot glasses, put tea in them, and pretended to be drinking shots of whiskey. We were ... like four or five.
b- Im not gonna be at QXTs, tho I told laceyk to introducer herself to you - Ive got a bday party to attend...but trust me, Id prefer to oggle the girls in corsets!
c- thats great news that you're busy with orders, too - you having fun doing it?
d- how's hershey & her mommy doin?
M@!