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I got yelled at by my uncle today.

He started a thing on facebook about healthcare in this country. One of his friends is one of those "I ain't paying for illegals to have healthcare" and a God-fearing Christian. Having ZERO patience for people like him, I tore into him like a stoner with a bag of Doritos. Yeah, calling him a retard* and stupid...
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I'm tired.

Up until 2am, T woke up at 4am needing her pajamas changed because she soaked through them, then woke up again (I sent mommy), khoos turned off the baby monitor in T's room which caused our end to blast static, and then I slept through my alarm clock. At least I didn't get the 8am diaper - T shit through her diaper and...
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Dear stomach,

I'm sorry about feeding you all that chili, getting high and eating all that hummus. You punished me all night long, and I fed you Tums like candy. I gave you some simple and bland oatmeal for breakfast. Why must you continue to torture me?

Dear Dell,
Suck a bag of AIDS infected dicks. It amazes me that there haven't been huge, class-action suits against you and your shitty PCs. Fuck you. Die of something slow and painful. I'm tired of my friends buying your crap machines, developing bizarre hardware issues, and then calling me to fix them. People wonder why I converted to Macs and haven't looked back.

So,...
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Time for a new blog. While still not over what sent me off on my previous blog's rant, I needed something a little less full of rage to look at.

I've been listening to this song fairly heavily lately, and sums up a lot of my feelings towards the overall failure of humanity.

"Right in two" - TOOL
Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused....
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I fucking hate this country. Our border control officers are fucking morons. Seriously, how fucking hard is it to flip ONE FUCKING PAGE in a passport to see there is a valid visa attached to it. Attention tiny-dicked, assholes on a power trip, the U.S. isn't the greatest place to live right now - not everyone is trying to sneak in to steal American jobs...
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