Ok... I'm going to start this streak of answers to why the chicken crossed the road. I'll post a few each day until I've gone through all that I have. Mind you, I did not make these up - it's off of an email that a friend gave me. So...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Colin Powell: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
Hanz Blix: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Colin Powell: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
Hanz Blix: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
i will write i promise.
question .. do u think you could find out if syracuse has free care or medicare i think it is.. where i can get free health insurance?? if its not too much trouble.. i know your in school and i hope that is going well.. i have been stressing out about health insurance b/c my health is a lil shitty right now..
anyways i am writing you a book!