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This commercial makes me laugh everytime I watch it. Why is the cop a monkey? And how does the cookie wiggle its protruding chocolate like they're actual appendages?

I had this gargantuan craving for an ice cream sandwhich and a beer. So I made a special trip to my local convenience store and bought an ice cream sandwhich. When I walked outside, there was a homeless guy asking for change, and I felt really bad because I didn't have any to give him. I came to the conclusion that banks are all conspiring...
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New England is all on the Esplanade watching fireworks!! Time to run amok.

"Well a sailor he longs for a better life
It's so lonesome by night and by day
And he longs for the shore and a charming young whore
Who'll make all his troubles away
All the noise and the rout
All the whiskey and stout
The fighting it's never over
Of the love of a maid he is never afraid
It's all for the Irish...
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I can't sleep. Life is so short...are dreams a waste of time?



I need a drink.

New journal entry!!! I need more Guinness. If you have some to offer, please contact me. I will suffer Guinness starvation otherwise, which will result in a breakout of hives, jitters, and jumpiness. This is a serious condition, and I can't afford the Six Pack treatment anymore. There have been fatal cases, hopefully, I won't be one such statistic, but that is up to you....
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I went to New York to see Choking Victim and World/Inferno. It was incredible. Boston feels so much smaller now. The show was intense and a lot of fun. It was full of drunk 15 and 16 year old kids, and I felt odd and extremely old trying to dance among them. World Inferno played "Soon We'll Be Dead" with Choking Victim, which I was...
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I finally saw the Tossers tonight....well, half their set. While it was great to finally see them, it was definitely a tease. Next time they, I'll have to plan farther ahead so I can push aside work and see their entire set. I bought merch and the tin whistle player was incredibly nice to me. He gave me buttons and talked to me, and their...
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