muteent

New journal entry!!! I need more Guinness. If you have some to offer, please contact me. I will suffer Guinness starvation otherwise, which will result in a breakout of hives, jitters, and jumpiness. This is a serious condition, and I can't afford the Six Pack treatment anymore. There have been fatal cases, hopefully, I won't be one such statistic, but that is up to you. The bearer of Guinness.

In other news...

Quote of the week: "I'd like to return this audio bible. It's inaccurate."