museb

I haven't been by for absolutelty aaaaggggeeeees! How are you doing pretty one? I am doing frighteningly mediocre myself... hehe..actually life is pretty good right now. Are you & the boy coming to Dallas anytime soon?

I never noticed how naturally beautiful you were - really

Shit if I told you that... then I guess I'd have to kill you.

How you doin, babe?

Holy shit there is another person on here from SA!!!! Kick ass! Hi there!

As for your question, forensic science is too good so I would probably get caught no matter what I did. (Plus, I have add and would probably leave something behind anyways.) So I would go out in a blaze of glory driving down the road in my car with a bazooka or something.

You've discovered the terrible secret of my hotness. The jig is up. Now I'll have to hide in a filthy alley in Detroit for the next twenty years to make sure nobody ever finds me. The only way I'll manage to survive is by murdering school children for their sandwiches and changing my name to "Dirty Pete".

gotta love high heels, not too high though

How much are the drugs costin ya to do that? Put me down for a grand of Oxy's n Roxy's. A vacation would be a nice reality dodger as well though. Cost about the same, but you'll have a tan to show for it instead of a new residence in the rehab clinic.

So...uh...how are you? I hope you are well. Is it that you and Ken are not together anymore? I don't mean to pry...just curious.

Well, I have not heard much out of you lately and I just wanted to say "hi" and make sure everything's cool.

that's not very nice.

That makes me think of hip hop lyrics that say "...You cant see me fool..." I'll get the hounds out and we'll getcha. Oh you just bet...we'll find ya.

Don't be angry with me, Muse... those other Muses mean nothing to me, honest! I'm sorry I missed your birthday.. let me make it up to you with these flowers.

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Wait, yeah, I ate the flowers. Are stems with bite-marks on them apologetic enough?

P.S. Please log onto your IM client again... I'm in dire need of conversations that don't consist entirely of "LOL UM YAH OKAY =)!!!!!"

Oops I missed your birthday dearie!?!?!

Hope it went over well.

Hmm, your birthday was roughly four days ago... shit.

I was... uh, dead! No, I was kidnapped! Yeah, kidnapped... by... the French!

I mean.. Pierce Brosnan!

Fuck.

Aha! Sounds awesome! Days like that one that made you feel that way are priceless...........

By the way - you have beautiful eyes.....

Awesome - anything I can do to make your day better...

Just got back from the bar and just when you think you have seen everything - along comes a night in which you see something new and unusual.......

Have a great Toosday.......... later beautiful

Prepare youself, Jefferies, your cock is about to enter my world!

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Wow, that line was raw, bleeding, beautiful poetry. It has completed me.

Well now I know whose been nailing dead animals on to my door frame. In some way, I'm flattered, honestly. Completely and utterly terrified to the very depths of my cowering being, yeah, but flattered.

Now I got shrinks that will not rest with their endless Rorschach tests
I keep telling them they're out to get me
They ask me if I feel remorse and I answer, "Why of course!
There is so much more I could have done if they'd let me!"
So it's Rorschach and Prozac and everything is groovy
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they all have to die
La la la la La la la lie
I'm happy as a lark and everything is fine
Singing La la la la La la la lie
Yeah, everything is groovy and everything is fine
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they gotta die

admittedly I have no idea who Nick and the Bad Seeds are, but the lyrics are poignant