so today I have run out of all my toilettries at once....
lotion, exfoliator, face mask....damnit! Im going to be a beast for a few days...
speaking of being a beast....I had to go tinkle today....I was wokring on a house in the middle of no-where.....Todd refused to drive me to a gas station... (and no....in the summer I DO NOT go in the woods to pee....I dont want ticks crawling up my ass thankyou)
so I went in the van...locked myself in it.....and skillfully peed in a dunking dounuts cup (yes I had a napkin)...and no...I didnt spill a drop.
then I handed the cup to todd...he asked what it was....
I said pee-pee.
Maybe he'll take me next time.....
lessoned learned beeotch. lol...
tommarro night is ladies nite. Me and all the "ladies" are heading to the muse for cocktails.......no boys aloud!!! Except cute bartenders bearing drinks.......
Im bloated. You didnt need to know that......
but now you know.
okay...I have a rum in coke that needs my attention.....
bye for now.
lotion, exfoliator, face mask....damnit! Im going to be a beast for a few days...
speaking of being a beast....I had to go tinkle today....I was wokring on a house in the middle of no-where.....Todd refused to drive me to a gas station... (and no....in the summer I DO NOT go in the woods to pee....I dont want ticks crawling up my ass thankyou)
so I went in the van...locked myself in it.....and skillfully peed in a dunking dounuts cup (yes I had a napkin)...and no...I didnt spill a drop.
then I handed the cup to todd...he asked what it was....
I said pee-pee.
Maybe he'll take me next time.....
lessoned learned beeotch. lol...
tommarro night is ladies nite. Me and all the "ladies" are heading to the muse for cocktails.......no boys aloud!!! Except cute bartenders bearing drinks.......
Im bloated. You didnt need to know that......
but now you know.
okay...I have a rum in coke that needs my attention.....
bye for now.
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greathands:
My ex wife had to to that in the mini van one time, we where someplace with a lot of people arouund at night, no woods, so going was in her pants or in a 32 oz cup.... she did the cup... lol
thetotalm:
hehe..I dont think any of us would want ticksl crawling up our ass. Hope you have a better day today. And you dont have to get me anything...although I apreciate that you wanted to give me someting. 