muse25

Heres my adventure with a rooster......

Todd and I were working on an old mans rubber roof...when we kept hearing a rooster crow.....and that shit is loud. It got soooo annoying that we started crowing back....

mind you....its about 2 in the afternoon...not sun up...isnt that when roosters are suppose to crow?

anyway...the rooster comes out of the neighbors yard...and unto the field of the old mans property...with three chickens following it. (this roosters a pimp)

so Todd gets down from the ladder and starts fucking with it.....he started to crow at the rooster...and the thing started flapping its wings...so todd did the same....then the rooster started scratching its foot....like a bull would just before it charged......

so just as Todd mirrored it...the fucking rooster went after Todd!!

I screamed "RUN!!!!!!" (which wasnt needed because the rooster is very fast....but it was still after Todd)

SO Todd went behind the work van...and the rooster....waited. All the while its little chicken whores watching the action......

Todd ran out from the van and up the ladder with me on the roof....the rooster stayed near us crowing the rest of the day.....

annoying little fuckers. and yet....scary.....theres something about a charging rooster that makes your heart drop.

I was kinda hoping Toddd would get attacked....

death by rooster.

oh well.....

and thats my rooster story.

bye for now.