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muse25

born in providence....fled to the sticks.

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Friday Mar 18, 2005

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Last night was a bust. Silly drunken college kids that cant make up their minds....it was chaos. So I ventured out alone...left the pack of chickens with thier heads cut off...and went to a bar to eat and have a few drinks. No green beer though. That was the only thing that I wanted too....

fuck it.

anyway...so today I decided to blow off work and i just filed my taxes online with turbo tax.

It was an emotional rollercoaster. One second I owed 900...then next Im getting a refund of 1 dollar...then I owe 300...then im getting 350...then a quality for something and Im getting 7change back.

I am DEFINATELY getting audited this year. lol....ohhh yeah.

but I refuse to shell out 250 for some ugly tax guy to punch my numbers. Im a risktaker.....bring it on.

OHHHH!!!! Heres a funny story.

I just finished up on some rich assholes house. The guy lives in cali...so he shut the water off on vacation his house so the pipes wouldnt freeze. We finsihed the job....billed him...and he sent his neighbor to walk around the house before he sent out the bill monay.....fair enough....

welllllllll.................

SOMEONE....it could have been the painters...electricians...carpenters....pooped in the toilet. And since the water was shut off...the poop stayed in the bowl. The neighbor found it. And the guy who owns the house wont pay us until the poop is flushed.

I made up Mr hankey flyers with a WANTED sign on it asking for the owner to fess up...no one would. So Todd and Kevin went and cleaned it up.....poop patrol.

Hideeee hooooo





my bills are due and some asshole in cali is holding back thousands for poop in his toilet. People will never cease to amaze me.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
widow13:
Hon!

I don't have a Life that's the problem!!! LOL
I might be going out to Jake's to night it's on Richmond st..

HUGS!
Mar 18, 2005
dr_pwnage:
poop stories are the best...well, second only to fart stories, probably. Hard to say which is funnier, I don't care how old you are supposed to be; it's still hilarious.
Mar 19, 2005

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