Tuesday Jan 04, 2005

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I Have A Confession!!!!!!!

(sits down....turns hot lamps on)

I was a bad bad gurl. eeek

About three weeks ago..... I was drinking. And drinking led to flirting....and flirting led to fucking.....

But thats not where the story ends!!!!!

Its just the begining.......

you see folks....I had sex. Hot, nasty, immoral sex......yum....and it wasssss great......

BUT

I did not use a condom shocked for the first few minutes..... mad I forgot..... frown

(Smacks herself) stupid! stupid! stupid!

Well....you guessed it. My monthly friend was late.

eeek

Today I decided to go get a pregancy test...... frown
But before I had the chance to buy one........



biggrin GLORY BE TO GOD!!!!!!!!! biggrin

my "friend" came ......

(Angels singing)


Phew' confused Muse was almost a mommy...... eeek

I have learned my lesson!!!!!!!!!

(turns off hot lamp)......and thats my confession. I got lucky. Im not going to take this lightly.....

I am now the Poster Child for condoms....Im going to buy stock in Trojan. I love condoms. Condoms are my friend.

...........Im going to go out and celebrate my period.........have a good night all! kiss
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
junebug:
shame on your LUCKY ass...i still loveya! kiss
christinarenee:
well so much for having my natural hair color anymore... heh... that trend lasted longer than I thought... It stayed blonde for a really long time... lil more than a year.... but check the new profile pic.... biggrin

we will be coming to CT in feb-mar time frame for a bit biggrin kiss

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