muse25

Im sick.

But I have a story.....

Soooooooooo

Yesterday Muse got to go home early because I couldnt think straight (early signs of this evil cold)...I was messing up and getting really angry...which is bad...when the people who are paying you ...are looking right over your shoulder......

spys.


so....Todd says "Go home!! Get some rest..."

And before the words "rest" were fully out of his mouth.....I was speeding away in my mustang

I get to a street corner...and I see a cop coming.....Im no fool (my registration is expired!!) so I let the copper pass....and I get behind him. But somehow......the fuzz was onto me

But I stayed cool....and the second he turns....I get unto the highway...and I floor it......

HAHAHAHA....suckers.....

Before I had time to react....because I was too busy looking in my rearveiw mirror.....saying "suckers" thinking I was home free.....

I blew past a speed trap. ....... .........

next thing I know...I hear....BOOP BOOOP...and lights flashing.

goddamnit!!!!

I pull over...and Officer Tough Guy walks up to my car. Actaully...cops dont walk....they mosey. So he "moseys" over to my car and I say...."HI!!!!"

smiling...like he was my best friend that I havnt seen in 3 years.... (mind you....Ive never gotten a ticket.....) Cute gurls have ....a power...if you will.....to get out of tickets.

then I remember what I look like.....hat...with skully....big dirty jeans....no makeup......4 shirts on (it was cold)...and a jacket with the name Paul on it. (I got it at a vintage store)

I was fucked.

License and registration...proof of insurance.

okay...license...I had.....proof of insurance.....was somewhere but I couldnt not find it for the life of me!!!! I told him I swear I had it...and he looked pissed....

(whole time Im turning my car upside down....throwing tampoons...work gloves...and cd's in the air....

fuck. Then he says...expired registration...means I tow the vehicle. Look for your insurance....I'll be right back.

and he goes into his car ......

THEN.....I found my goddamn proof of insurance and i stick my body halfway out of my car...with cars whizzing by...WAVING IT TO GET HIS ATTENTION......LIKE A MAD WOMAN.

he shews he away....like i was a bug that was buzzing in his face.


he comes over and I give him a really goooood reason why my registration is expired.....and he looks at me. Testing my honesty.....I flash the ol pearly whites..... ...bat my unmascara lashes

and he says.....I clocked you going 20 over the speed limit....Im going to be a nice guy and let you off the hook. I am going to give you a 75 dollar ticket for the registration. But I wont tow your car.

I was so happy....that I wanted to blow the man.

Then....out of shear joy...not thinking....I handed him a flyer for UNICEF tsanumi relief fund. And I asked him to donate.

silence.

then...the man smiled. And said he will trade me the ticket for the flyer and he would see what he can do.

woooohoooooo

all I could think about on the way home was if i looked cute and all dressed up.....I bet I could have gotten a ride in his car....and maybe even got to put on the sirens!

but I didnt look cute...but I still got out of a ticket and a car tow.

I rock!!!

Im....going to be sick now...... Bye for now...


Happy New Years Everyone.......