muse25

Since I have not been out much....Im going to share a story from my past....

gather round' children....its story time.

Once upon a time, long ago...in the heart of a great big city...lived Princess Muse. At that time Princess Muse was dancing for dollars and bought her very first house. She had everything she wanted....

except for a Prince.

So like her friend Goldilocks...she tried out all differant shapes and sizes of princes...in search of the one...that was jusssst right.....

and one day....she found him.

Or so she thought......

Prince X was funny and charming...humble yet brave. And they had grand times together going to raves or playing pool...drinking with friends...or simply just cuddling and watching rented movies while feasting on Chineese.....

But like all fairy tales....theres always a villian. And the Villian was Prince X......but poor muse....did not know this yet.

Prince X started working "late".... but coming home in clean fresh clubbing clothes....and his magical cell phone starting ringing at all hours of the night.....

the princess was not stupid.....

One morning.....the prince was taking a shower....and the princess...trying to make things "work"...got in the shower with her prince. As she was talking to the prince about honestly and playfully splashing around.....

The prince turned his back to the princess.....

and peed in the tub.

Her tub.

Princess Muse knew it would never work at that very moment.....she stepped out of her tub......

and dumped his ass for being a liar, a cheater, and a tub pee-er.


and what have we learned children?

Tis better to have no Prince.....

than to have one that pees in your tub.


The End



now run along kids....I'll see you tommarro...