muse25

I dont usually smoke weed. And here are my pwn personal reasons....

1. I get really quiet.
2. I will focus on one thing and be infatuated with that thing all night..example...someones breathing...or the way their nose moves up and down when they talk...very freaky shit...and I dont like to scare my friends with it...
3. I crave things that I couldnt possibly get...cuz Im stuck in the "sticks"...like philly cheese steak (minus the cheese)....or sushi....
4. Its way to smelly...my luck is that the one time I smoke in my house...my parents will surpise visit me.

.....but yesterday.....I felt like it.

huh...go figure....anyway...

so I go see my friends...and they were sitting on the couch smoking a bowl. So for some strange reason...I wanted to get in on it...

so I asked...

"hey...can I get a hit?"

and Todd punched me in the boob.

EXPLOSIVE GIGGLES FROM EVERYONE BUT ME...

I was still like this ->

so I tried again....

"guys...can I get a pull!?"......

yup....you guessed it....I got my hair yanked.

EXPLOSIVE GIGGLES FROM EVERYONE BUT ME...

"You mother fuckers....Can I please have some?!!!!"

and Todd unzipped his friggin pants....




okay...now I was giggling too....

but goddamn it....I wanted to smoke.

....long story short...I got the pipe.....took my long awaited hit........and sure enough....I got quiet....stared at the way Chris doesnt open his mouth when he talks.....and craved a turkey dinner with all the fixings....

damnit.