Tonight as I was having a lil mini online chat with cap ....I suddenly felt the need to get naked immediatly! 
...so In the shower I went. As the hot water was rinsing away the days dirt from work...I noticed how brown the water swirling in the dain was. Wow....I really get filthy when Im working...then it hit me....
What I must look like to people when I come strolling in a nice clean reasteraunt while Im on my lunch break...
This brings me to today journal rant.......
Things I really dont want to see throughout my day.....
I cant stand when people "leave" their receipts at the ATM machine! You know people are going to look at it when you "FORGOT" your receipt for your $30,158.41 saving account!!! Damn them! Who are they kidding...they want us to look! And I do! god damn it.
Next!!!
People who stick their finger in their ear...and then look at their finger....Find anything good!? Cuz I just lost my lunch! Damn them!
Neeeeext!
People.....flush! EW! Damn them! Nuff said.
Moving on!!!!
People on Instant messager. When I go to look up your profile to see who the hell Im chatting with...and theres a picture of you holding your erect dick! Thanks Grandpa!
NEXT!!!!
Reality shows. There are SO MANY reality shows out now that soon they will be having a reality show about people who only watch reality shows!!! And I'll probaly watch it!! Damn them!
IMMM Just warming up!!!
People who brown bag their 40 oz of beer. I knnnnow what your drinking hun. Be a man....EXPOSE IT!!!! Your not fooling the cops you know!
(lol)...NEXT!!!!!!
People...Who check their fly to see if its open as they are walking out of the bathoom....check it when you are IN the bathroom!!! Damn you for making me look at your crotch!!!
NEEEEEEEXT!
People who leave their blinker on for MILES!!! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO TURNNNNN????!!!! WHEN!?? Damn them!
Ohhh....I feeling one coming.....
Christmas lights...exspecally those damn icicles ones. Take them down after the holidays! You know who you are.....But what the hell...If you left them on till sept...you might as well leave them up for Dec right! !!
And last but never least.......
Guys who are walking with their innocent wives and I catch them staring at my BREAST! Hey! Have a lil respect! HOw bout I yell out..."Hey mister!!! Get a good enough look at my tits!?" I bet your wife would care to know what Im screaming about....
(panting heavily...)
Okay. lol...Im done. Ahhhh.
I feel better!!!
(Just to let you know...My anger was only animated...I had a smile on my face the whole time)
chao' you sext beasts....
...so In the shower I went. As the hot water was rinsing away the days dirt from work...I noticed how brown the water swirling in the dain was. Wow....I really get filthy when Im working...then it hit me....
What I must look like to people when I come strolling in a nice clean reasteraunt while Im on my lunch break...
This brings me to today journal rant.......
Things I really dont want to see throughout my day.....
I cant stand when people "leave" their receipts at the ATM machine! You know people are going to look at it when you "FORGOT" your receipt for your $30,158.41 saving account!!! Damn them! Who are they kidding...they want us to look! And I do! god damn it.
Next!!!
People who stick their finger in their ear...and then look at their finger....Find anything good!? Cuz I just lost my lunch! Damn them!
Neeeeext!
People.....flush! EW! Damn them! Nuff said.
Moving on!!!!
People on Instant messager. When I go to look up your profile to see who the hell Im chatting with...and theres a picture of you holding your erect dick! Thanks Grandpa!
NEXT!!!!
Reality shows. There are SO MANY reality shows out now that soon they will be having a reality show about people who only watch reality shows!!! And I'll probaly watch it!! Damn them!
IMMM Just warming up!!!
People who brown bag their 40 oz of beer. I knnnnow what your drinking hun. Be a man....EXPOSE IT!!!! Your not fooling the cops you know!
(lol)...NEXT!!!!!!
People...Who check their fly to see if its open as they are walking out of the bathoom....check it when you are IN the bathroom!!! Damn you for making me look at your crotch!!!
NEEEEEEEXT!
People who leave their blinker on for MILES!!! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO TURNNNNN????!!!! WHEN!?? Damn them!
Ohhh....I feeling one coming.....
Christmas lights...exspecally those damn icicles ones. Take them down after the holidays! You know who you are.....But what the hell...If you left them on till sept...you might as well leave them up for Dec right! !!
And last but never least.......
Guys who are walking with their innocent wives and I catch them staring at my BREAST! Hey! Have a lil respect! HOw bout I yell out..."Hey mister!!! Get a good enough look at my tits!?" I bet your wife would care to know what Im screaming about....
(panting heavily...)
Okay. lol...Im done. Ahhhh.
I feel better!!!
(Just to let you know...My anger was only animated...I had a smile on my face the whole time)
chao' you sext beasts....
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javert:
Hey babe!
scissorhands925:
wow , i think that ear thing is a rhode island exclusive,seems to happen most on the highway,i saw a really really good looking girl do it the other day, very nasty 