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muse25

born in providence....fled to the sticks.

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Thursday Sep 30, 2004

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Yesterday I was remodeling a bathroom...and i was listening to 95.5 radio station. They wanted to know who you wanted revenge on and they would stick their voodoo doll anywhere you said....and then give you CD's and a chance to go to New Orleans to see a huge concert playing there. So I called....

and I got on the air biggrin

I told them about when I was exotic dancing and this creep guy who looked EXACTLY like Gene Wilder...got a private dance from me....

and in the middle of the dance (he was wearing lil ass shorts)
I felt something touching my ass!!! eeek

It was his dick and BALLS that he slipped out of his shorts during our dance!!
That nasty lil fucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

so I told the DJ's to deflate his sack...because everytime I TRY to watch Blazing Saddles or Willy Wonker and the Chocolate Factory...all I see our Gene Wilders Balls and cock.

Im scarred for life.

so....I won a free CD!! Lets see if I'll be heading to New Orleans!!!



puke ...sorry...I though about his lil white balls again.... puke
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
amillahhighlife:
damn i'm sorry for that. But with a name like wilder Whaddaya expect? Sorry he put his oopa loopas on ya. frown
Oct 1, 2004
christinarenee:
puke ehhh gads.... I hope i dont have nightmares about that shit now...
Oct 1, 2004

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