Yesterday I was remodeling a bathroom...and i was listening to 95.5 radio station. They wanted to know who you wanted revenge on and they would stick their voodoo doll anywhere you said....and then give you CD's and a chance to go to New Orleans to see a huge concert playing there. So I called....
and I got on the air
I told them about when I was exotic dancing and this creep guy who looked EXACTLY like Gene Wilder...got a private dance from me....
and in the middle of the dance (he was wearing lil ass shorts)
I felt something touching my ass!!!
It was his dick and BALLS that he slipped out of his shorts during our dance!!
That nasty lil fucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so I told the DJ's to deflate his sack...because everytime I TRY to watch Blazing Saddles or Willy Wonker and the Chocolate Factory...all I see our Gene Wilders Balls and cock.
Im scarred for life.
so....I won a free CD!! Lets see if I'll be heading to New Orleans!!!
...sorry...I though about his lil white balls again....
and I got on the air
I told them about when I was exotic dancing and this creep guy who looked EXACTLY like Gene Wilder...got a private dance from me....
and in the middle of the dance (he was wearing lil ass shorts)
I felt something touching my ass!!!
It was his dick and BALLS that he slipped out of his shorts during our dance!!
That nasty lil fucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so I told the DJ's to deflate his sack...because everytime I TRY to watch Blazing Saddles or Willy Wonker and the Chocolate Factory...all I see our Gene Wilders Balls and cock.
Im scarred for life.
so....I won a free CD!! Lets see if I'll be heading to New Orleans!!!
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amillahhighlife:
damn i'm sorry for that. But with a name like wilder Whaddaya expect? Sorry he put his oopa loopas on ya.
christinarenee:
ehhh gads.... I hope i dont have nightmares about that shit now...